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Entiodu
Pilla Bewarse
Username: Entiodu
Post Number: 45
Registered: 11-2010
Posted From: 66.61.42.245
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, December 10, 2010 - 10:12 pm: |
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Rangupadudhi
Bewarse Legend
Username: Rangupadudhi
Post Number: 13361
Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 68.32.155.240
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, December 10, 2010 - 8:50 pm: |
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fedex bro 
Best Upcoming Bewarse Award Winner for 2008 
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Fanno1
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Fanno1
Post Number: 4182
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 152.14.58.54
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, December 10, 2010 - 8:37 pm: |
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Fedex:
fedex brother!!!! athma bandhuvulandari tarupunaa swagatham |
Racchamass
Bewarse Legend
Username: Racchamass
Post Number: 19199
Registered: 01-2005
Posted From: 166.137.14.183
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, December 10, 2010 - 5:24 pm: |
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inti daggara bar lo undaa liqouring up.inka kasepatilo ride ostadi company party ki 
Love is blind, so do not follow it cause you end up getting ur heart broken!!!!
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Durga
Bewarse Legend
Username: Durga
Post Number: 25560
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 207.70.143.185
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, December 10, 2010 - 4:32 pm: |
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Fedex:intikelthunna dargayya.......2:50 ayindhi....adhi kooda Friday afternoon....damn ittt
2.50 ki ellipotunava
priday pive ki ellipote goppa anatu maaku ikkada
No Policcee...
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Fedex
Celebrity Bewarse
Username: Fedex
Post Number: 5667
Registered: 01-2010
Posted From: 206.169.50.30
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, December 10, 2010 - 3:49 pm: |
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Durga:
intikelthunna dargayya.......2:50 ayindhi....adhi kooda Friday afternoon....damn ittt 
Most people vote against somebody rather than for somebody.
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Fedex
Celebrity Bewarse
Username: Fedex
Post Number: 5666
Registered: 01-2010
Posted From: 206.169.50.30
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, December 10, 2010 - 3:48 pm: |
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Most people vote against somebody rather than for somebody.
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Durga
Bewarse Legend
Username: Durga
Post Number: 25557
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 207.70.143.185
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, December 10, 2010 - 3:41 pm: |
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fedes babau, maanchi jossh lo vunnavu
No Policcee...
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Fedex
Celebrity Bewarse
Username: Fedex
Post Number: 5665
Registered: 01-2010
Posted From: 206.169.50.30
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, December 10, 2010 - 3:32 pm: |
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What is a man's definition of foreplay?
Half an hour of serious begging!
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Every married man keeps wondering every evening: Should I go out and look at what I cannot •••• or....Stay home and •••• what I cannot look at....
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A man stands nude in front of a mirror n examines himself: I wish 2 inches more & I'll b a king.
Wife sitting behind: I think 2 inches less & u'll b a queen.
Wife bought a new transparent Bra, wore in front of her hubby.
Hubby: Issme tum bahut sexy lag rahi ho.
Wife: Pata hai ! Salesman bhi yehi keh raha tha.
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Sometimes, when you cry, nobody notices your tears...
Sometimes, when you feel sad, nobody notices your sorrow...
Sometimes, when you are happy, nobody notices your smile...
But fart just once..............
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The Jamaican Fireman ...
The Jamaican fireman came home from work one day and said to his wife, "Ya now sumptin" womon, we have a wonderful new system at de fire station...
Bell 1 rings - we put on de jacket.
Bell 2 rings - we slide down de pole.
Bell 3 rings - we jump on de engine and we's ready to go.
"From now on womon, When I say, 'Bell one' I want you to strip naked.
When I say, 'Bell two' you jump on de bed.
When I say, 'Bell three' we's gonna mek love all tru de night girl."
The next night, he came home and shouted, "Bell One" and the wife stripped naked!
"Bell Two" and she jumped on the bed!
"Bell Three" and they started to make love!
After a few minutes, the wife yelled out, "Bell Four"
"WOMON ... What de hell is Bell Four?!!" he asked.
She shouted back, "ROLL OUT MORE HOSE, MAAN, YOU'RE NOWHERE NEAR DE FIRE!!"
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Fedex
Celebrity Bewarse
Username: Fedex
Post Number: 5664
Registered: 01-2010
Posted From: 206.169.50.30
Rating: 
Votes: 1 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, December 10, 2010 - 3:28 pm: |
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End of school
It is near the end of the school year. The teacher has turned in her grades. There is really nothing to do. All the kids are restless because there is nothing to do and it is near the end of the day. The teacher says, "Whoever answers the questions I ask first and correctly can leave early today."
Little Johnny says to himself, "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smart and will answer the question".
The teacher asked, "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?" Before Johnny could open his mouth, Susie said, "Abraham Lincoln". The teacher said, "That's right Susie. You can go". Johnny was MAD.
The teacher asked, "Who said, 'I Have a Dream'?" Before Johnny could open his mouth, Mary said, "Martin Luther King". The teacher said, "That's right Mary. You can go". Johnny was even MADDER than before.
The teacher asked, "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?" Before Johnny could open his mouth, Nancy said, "John Kennedy". The teacher said, "That's right Nancy. You can go". Johnny was BOILING MAD.
Then the teacher turned her back, and Johnny said, "I wish these bitches would keep their mouths shut". The teacher asked, "WHO SAID THAT?" Johnny said, "TIGER WOODS! CAN I GO NOW?"
Most people vote against somebody rather than for somebody.
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Fedex
Celebrity Bewarse
Username: Fedex
Post Number: 5663
Registered: 01-2010
Posted From: 206.169.50.30
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, December 10, 2010 - 3:26 pm: |
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A young Mexican boy walks up to his mother with his face covered in flour and says, "Look mami, I'm a white boy!" His mother takes one look at him and slaps him across the face. She replies, "Go show your father what you have done!"
So the little boy runs to the other room where his father is and shouts, "Papi look! I'm a white boy!" Just as the mother did, the father slaps him across the face and says, "Go show your grandmother what you have done, maybe she can knock some sense into you."
The little boy runs out to the garden where his grandmother is and says, "Grandma, look! I'm a white boy!" His grandmother slaps him across the face, grabs him by the ear and sits him on the floor. She gives him a long speech about why he should be proud to be Mexican and why he shouldn't try to ever cover up his true identity.
The boy then slowly walks back into the kitchen, past his mother. She asks him, "So, what did you learn?" The boy replies, "I've only been white for 10 minutes and I already hate you people."
Most people vote against somebody rather than for somebody.
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Fedex
Celebrity Bewarse
Username: Fedex
Post Number: 5662
Registered: 01-2010
Posted From: 206.169.50.30
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, December 10, 2010 - 3:25 pm: |
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Vja:
Most people vote against somebody rather than for somebody.
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Fedex
Celebrity Bewarse
Username: Fedex
Post Number: 5661
Registered: 01-2010
Posted From: 206.169.50.30
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, December 10, 2010 - 3:25 pm: |
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Pokiri1:
Most people vote against somebody rather than for somebody.
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Capvenu
Pilla Bewarse
Username: Capvenu
Post Number: 102
Registered: 10-2007
Posted From: 216.91.84.5
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, December 10, 2010 - 3:23 pm: |
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Nitho
Bewarse Legend
Username: Nitho
Post Number: 14064
Registered: 12-2004
Posted From: 65.223.175.131
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, December 10, 2010 - 3:21 pm: |
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Pokiri1:
Kiri Dora variki
Jai Rajanna, Jai Jai Jagan anna
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Pokiri1
Bewarse Legend
Username: Pokiri1
Post Number: 14770
Registered: 03-2006
Posted From: 192.91.173.36
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, December 10, 2010 - 3:19 pm: |
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fed
ara nimashamulo sachevadivi nee address naku endhuku raa
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Vja
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Vja
Post Number: 806
Registered: 12-2009
Posted From: 170.136.110.10
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, December 10, 2010 - 3:17 pm: |
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Strictly Jai Balayya
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Fedex
Celebrity Bewarse
Username: Fedex
Post Number: 5659
Registered: 01-2010
Posted From: 206.169.50.30
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, December 10, 2010 - 3:15 pm: |
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After a late night of partying, a guy invites his friends back to his new apartment.
While he is giving them a tour, one of his friends notices a huge gong and hammer near the wall.
"What's up with the gong?", he asks.
"Oh that's not a gong, it is a talking clock."
His friends voice skepticism, "Dude, that's not a talking clock, it's obviously a friggin' gong."
The guy replies, "No, I swear, you hit it with that hammer as hard as you can and it tells you the time. Go ahead, give it a try."
His friend shrugs his shoulders, grabs the hammer, rears back, and strikes it with a loud: "GOOOOOOOOOOONG!"
After a few seconds they hear a voice from the other side of the wall, "Hey asshole! IT'S THREE-THIRTY IN THE FUCKING MORNING!"
****** Njoy Madi 
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