Posted on Friday, June 12, 2009 - 3:28 pm:

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Andhramass:

but kilk ayithey scene different ga undedii

even iPL lo kuda dhoni gadu sarigga addaledhu

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Posted on Friday, June 12, 2009 - 3:28 pm:

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Dash:

adhi kooda vodipothe AMesh inka macbook lu iphone lu panchipedatadu emo

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Posted on Friday, June 12, 2009 - 3:27 pm:

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Shadow:

.vatleast england meeda geluthham le

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Posted on Friday, June 12, 2009 - 3:26 pm:

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Shadow:

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Posted on Friday, June 12, 2009 - 3:24 pm:

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Dash:

shadow baa ila d'bettaru endi match ni..

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Posted on Friday, June 12, 2009 - 3:23 pm:

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Esperanza:

11 runs in 23 balls enti asalu daridram kakpothe.

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Posted on Friday, June 12, 2009 - 3:20 pm:

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Andhramass:

aadu aa place lo runs kodithey match result verey ga unthundi emmo gaa

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Posted on Friday, June 12, 2009 - 3:14 pm:

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Esperanza:

eeroju post match comments vaadu wrong time lo out ayadanta lekunte score datichevadanta

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Posted on Friday, June 12, 2009 - 2:50 pm:

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Shadow:

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Posted on Friday, June 12, 2009 - 2:43 pm:

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Confusion, instead of cricket, is the name of the game that the Weapons of Self Destruction (WSDs) - Al Pakeezah are playing. Talking about the WSDs, their run of bad luck seems to be following them even off the field. After the game last night, 6-7 of them made their way to an upmarket club in Soho that costs about 500 Pounds cover per table and is frequented by Football stars. They entered the place all wide eyed, made their way to the bar, leaned on the counter, looked around casually, trying too hard to be cool. A familiar sight really. A bunch of desi guys in a club trying to look cool, without realising that if they really were cool they'd already be with chicks. The leader of this pack was the failed warrior of their tribal region, who spends more time walking from and to the pavilion than in the middle. He's the one who would approach the girls. Why he was chosen as the ring leader will remain one of the biggest mysteries to ever confront mankind. And with pick up lines like "Will you dance", "Why you laugh", "We are cool guys", "You have spikes in your eyes" it's not really surprising that they returned empty handed.

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Posted on Friday, June 12, 2009 - 2:37 pm:

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The Coach is backing Mr. Missed-bah-5-Runs as the captain. His argument being that he is intelligent, well-behaved, educated and speaks better English than No-Use Khan. At least he won't make a fool of himself at the post-match interview even if performances on the field don't change much.

Failed warlord is also eyeing the captaincy. He is proposing the idea of 2 separate captains for test matches and limited overs cricket. As if the team wasn't confused enough already. The coach has told him to bide him time for the captaincy. After all, he has all the time in his hands. Last I heard, he was still 21 yrs old.

Am off to Lord's now to see who's calling the shots for this match - Captain or Coach. Or would they adopt a compromise formula where the Captain has his way with 2 decisions and the coach has his way for the others? We'll know very soon.

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Posted on Friday, June 12, 2009 - 2:36 pm:

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To summarise the arguments between captain and coach: No-use Khan wants the failed warlord to open, the coach doesn't. Coach wants Mr. Missed-Bah-5-Runs to bat at 4, No-use doesn't. No-use wants Left-arm-grenade-hurler to play, Coach doesn't. No-use Khan wants Kumar Bull to open the bowling (or balling as he calls it), Coach doesn't. No-use Khan wants Yasir Fatafat out, but Coach wants him in. All-in-all, the team's approach is quite representative of their country's in this case.

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Posted on Friday, June 12, 2009 - 2:34 pm:

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True to their name, the Weapons of Self Destruction - Al Pakeezah - are at it again. Captain No-Use Khan (earlier known as Bhindi) and Coach are arguing and babbling like 2 teenaged girls fighting over one guy. Their team meeting before the all-important game against the Oranges was all about the two of them contradicting each other, giving arguments countering the others' point of view, and trying to prove who's the boss. Basically, confusing the hell out of the rest of the 14 guys, who's combined IQ doesn't add up to 140. Imagine the plight of people like Kumar Bull. God gave them enough brains to just about follow one simple point of view. They are used to intructions like "Take ball, bowl at stumps". Any extra information leads to wides and no-balls. Now they are in the highly unenviable position where they need to decipher an argument, understand what makes sense and then decide their own course of action. For this bunch of AK-47s, this is as tough a task as sending Man to Moon.

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