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Sasibabu
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Sasibabu
Post Number: 14546
Registered: 10-2010
Posted From: 45.20.143.145
| | Posted on Tuesday, March 21, 2017 - 12:52 pm: |
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theesesaa
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Musicfan
Bewarse Legend
Username: Musicfan
Post Number: 61503
Registered: 05-2004
Posted From: 63.169.138.2
| | Posted on Tuesday, March 21, 2017 - 11:29 am: |
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Katamarayudu Audio Review
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Musicfan
Bewarse Legend
Username: Musicfan
Post Number: 61502
Registered: 05-2004
Posted From: 63.169.138.2
| | Posted on Tuesday, March 21, 2017 - 11:29 am: |
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Lovebewarsetalk:how can any apartment be walkable in the first case?
hey another joke essesadd.. 
Katamarayudu Audio Review
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Musicfan
Bewarse Legend
Username: Musicfan
Post Number: 61501
Registered: 05-2004
Posted From: 63.169.138.2
| | Posted on Tuesday, March 21, 2017 - 11:28 am: |
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Lovebewarsetalk:LBT shocks @intellectualism, Proofdada rocks
scene change aindenti?
Katamarayudu Audio Review
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Dobbey
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Dobbey
Post Number: 22703
Registered: 12-2009
Posted From: 204.16.161.13
| | Posted on Tuesday, March 21, 2017 - 9:45 am: |
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Lovebewarsetalk:
•••••
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Lovebewarsetalk
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Lovebewarsetalk
Post Number: 4472
Registered: 08-2014
Posted From: 183.82.98.78
| | Posted on Tuesday, March 21, 2017 - 9:06 am: |
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Every tuesday intellectual class is a mandate for X standard students...
Teacher: What is the difference between బొంగులోది and బొంగేo కాదు?
Proofdada: బొంగులోది అంటే What's in a bamboo...బొంగేo కాదు అంటే That's not a bamboo...
Teacher: Congrats PD..you are qualified for the international intellectualism olympiad...all others..see how PD is scaling heights...learn from him you all bewarses....
LBT shocks @intellectualism, Proofdada rocks
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Lovebewarsetalk
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Lovebewarsetalk
Post Number: 4460
Registered: 08-2014
Posted From: 183.82.98.78
| | Posted on Monday, March 20, 2017 - 9:12 am: |
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Proofdada: Arey, joke ante e(n)dhiraa?
LBT: Arrey, neeku joke ante theleedhaa, that's a good joke...
Proofdada scratches hair, LBT rocks...
P.S. his hair only, down or above I donno |
Kingchoudary
Censor Bewarse
Username: Kingchoudary
Post Number: 100897
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 46.235.158.23
| | Posted on Monday, March 20, 2017 - 7:05 am: |
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Kalikaalam:అమ్మ: నెత్తిన జుట్టు అంతలా పెరిగింది ట్రిమ్ చేయించుకోరా...
కుమారుడు : ఇది లేటెస్ట్ ఫాషన్ మా
అమ్మ - ఇవ్వాళ నీ చెల్లి పెళ్లిచూపులుకి వచ్చిన అబ్బాయికి నువ్వు నచ్చావంట రా సచ్చినోడా
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Lovebewarsetalk
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Lovebewarsetalk
Post Number: 4438
Registered: 08-2014
Posted From: 183.82.98.78
| | Posted on Monday, March 20, 2017 - 7:03 am: |
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Dobbey:1B1B apartment ***** on rent,which is walkable to everywhere.
how can any apartment be walkable in the first case?
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Dobbey
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Dobbey
Post Number: 22684
Registered: 12-2009
Posted From: 204.16.161.12
| | Posted on Friday, March 17, 2017 - 9:35 am: |
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Sulekha Ad:
Hi,
This is .........
I have a 1B1B apartment ***** on rent,which is walkable to everywhere.
I am looking for a roommate.
I am not looking for rent sharing,
I can pay the entire rent, utilities, groceries,
but I want a roommate who can keep my apartment clean and helps me in cooking.
I understand this is too much to ask, but thats my requirement.
About Me:
I prefer staying clam and minding my own business.
•••••
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Lovebewarsetalk
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Lovebewarsetalk
Post Number: 4437
Registered: 08-2014
Posted From: 125.99.159.178
| | Posted on Friday, March 17, 2017 - 8:49 am: |
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Question: What does a Dumbo do after taking a photocopy?
Answer: He compares it with the original document for spelling mistakes!
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Kalikaalam
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Kalikaalam
Post Number: 2546
Registered: 04-2015
Posted From: 171.161.160.10
| | Posted on Friday, March 17, 2017 - 7:15 am: |
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Lovebewarsetalk:నువ్వు నా పక్కన ఉన్నంత వరకూ నన్ను చంపేవాడు ఇంకా పుట్టలేదు మామా...’ నువ్వు నా పక్కన ఉన్నంత వరకూ అనేది.. present continuous tense...పుట్టలేదు మామా is...past perfect. ఈ రెండు టెన్సుల మధ్యన ‘ఇంకా..’ అనేది ఒదిగే మాట కాదు... ‘నువ్వు నా పక్కన ఉన్నంత వరకూ నన్ను చంపేవాడు పుట్టడు మామా..’ అని అనాలి లేదా, ‘నువ్వు నా పక్కన ఉన్నంత వరకూ నన్ను చంపే మగాడు ఎలా పుడతాడు మామా..’ అనో కదా అనాలి...
"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself and you are the easiest person to fool.” —Richard Feynman
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Lovebewarsetalk
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Lovebewarsetalk
Post Number: 4429
Registered: 08-2014
Posted From: 182.72.243.171
| | Posted on Friday, March 17, 2017 - 3:40 am: |
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‘నువ్వు నా పక్కన ఉన్నంత వరకూ నన్ను చంపేవాడు ఇంకా పుట్టలేదు మామా...’
నువ్వు నా పక్కన ఉన్నంత వరకూ అనేది.. present continuous tense...పుట్టలేదు మామా is...past perfect. ఈ రెండు టెన్సుల మధ్యన ‘ఇంకా..’ అనేది ఒదిగే మాట కాదు...
‘నువ్వు నా పక్కన ఉన్నంత వరకూ నన్ను చంపేవాడు పుట్టడు మామా..’ అని అనాలి లేదా, ‘నువ్వు నా పక్కన ఉన్నంత వరకూ నన్ను చంపే మగాడు ఎలా పుడతాడు మామా..’ అనో కదా అనాలి...
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Lovebewarsetalk
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Lovebewarsetalk
Post Number: 4427
Registered: 08-2014
Posted From: 125.99.159.178
| | Posted on Friday, March 17, 2017 - 1:38 am: |
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Kalikaalam:ఇవ్వాళ నీ చెల్లి పెళ్లిచూపులుకి వచ్చిన అబ్బాయికి నువ్వు నచ్చావంట రా సచ్చినోడా
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Kalikaalam
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Kalikaalam
Post Number: 2545
Registered: 04-2015
Posted From: 68.93.142.53
| | Posted on Thursday, March 16, 2017 - 1:23 pm: |
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అమ్మ: నెత్తిన జుట్టు అంతలా పెరిగింది ట్రిమ్ చేయించుకోరా...
కుమారుడు : ఇది లేటెస్ట్ ఫాషన్ మా
అమ్మ - ఇవ్వాళ నీ చెల్లి పెళ్లిచూపులుకి వచ్చిన అబ్బాయికి నువ్వు నచ్చావంట రా సచ్చినోడా
😜😂😂😂😂😂
"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself and you are the easiest person to fool.” —Richard Feynman
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Musicfan
Bewarse Legend
Username: Musicfan
Post Number: 61456
Registered: 05-2004
Posted From: 63.169.138.2
| | Posted on Thursday, March 16, 2017 - 10:34 am: |
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Kalikaalam:Thread ni 400 avvagaane archive cheyyandi. Loading ki chaalaa time thisukontondi.
BTDB Jokes 2 thread start cheyyatame..
Winner Audio Review
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Kalikaalam
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Kalikaalam
Post Number: 2544
Registered: 04-2015
Posted From: 171.161.160.10
| | Posted on Thursday, March 16, 2017 - 7:25 am: |
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chusthaante 1000 reach ayettu vundi. The most successful thread of any time.
"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself and you are the easiest person to fool.” —Richard Feynman
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Kalikaalam
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Kalikaalam
Post Number: 2543
Registered: 04-2015
Posted From: 171.161.160.10
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Thread ni 400 avvagaane archive cheyyandi. Loading ki chaalaa time thisukontondi.
"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself and you are the easiest person to fool.” —Richard Feynman
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Kalikaalam
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Kalikaalam
Post Number: 2542
Registered: 04-2015
Posted From: 171.161.160.10
| | Posted on Thursday, March 16, 2017 - 7:23 am: |
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Lovebewarsetalk:LBT: I too thought of the same..but that guy suddenly ran into the fields...
"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself and you are the easiest person to fool.” —Richard Feynman
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Lovebewarsetalk
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Lovebewarsetalk
Post Number: 4424
Registered: 08-2014
Posted From: 125.99.159.178
| | Posted on Thursday, March 16, 2017 - 4:16 am: |
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Train is speeding well and everyone is happy that they are reaching their destinations on time....
Suddenly train rams into the fields and again comes back onto the track...
Irritated and angered public asks LBT, the engine driver at the next station..."why is that you went into the fields"...?
LBT, the engine driver: I saw a guy on the track, that's why I took a turn into the fields...
Public: Don't you have brain, you uzeless...just for one guy, you have put all of our lives at risk, you should have hit that guy...
LBT: I too thought of the same..but that guy suddenly ran into the fields...
Public shocks..LBT rocks
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Musicfan
Bewarse Legend
Username: Musicfan
Post Number: 61441
Registered: 05-2004
Posted From: 63.169.138.2
| | Posted on Wednesday, March 15, 2017 - 10:42 am: |
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Kalikaalam:More or less andari paristhithi okkate anna maata
Winner Audio Review
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Kalikaalam
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Kalikaalam
Post Number: 2534
Registered: 04-2015
Posted From: 171.159.64.10
| | Posted on Wednesday, March 15, 2017 - 7:45 am: |
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Proofdada: true kooda...oka pattana ini saavaru
More or less andari paristhithi okkate anna maata.
"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself and you are the easiest person to fool.” —Richard Feynman
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Lovebewarsetalk
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Lovebewarsetalk
Post Number: 4418
Registered: 08-2014
Posted From: 125.99.159.178
| | Posted on Wednesday, March 15, 2017 - 6:17 am: |
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Teacher: Who is President of India?
LBT: I don't know Miss
Teacher: You need to focus more on studies
LBT: Miss, can I ask you a question?
Teacher: yes, go ahead
LBT: Do you know Julie?
Teacher: No, why?
LBT: You need to focus more on your husband...
Teacher shocks, LBT rocks
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Lovebewarsetalk
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Lovebewarsetalk
Post Number: 4417
Registered: 08-2014
Posted From: 125.99.159.178
| | Posted on Wednesday, March 15, 2017 - 6:11 am: |
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Teacher: What is Selfie?
Proofdada: Selfie is the art of taking one's own pic
Teacher: LBT, you say?
LBT: I dont know about Selfie...I only know about Smelfie...
Teacher{excited}: What was that? Another new word, come on say, say, say...everyone is eager to know...
LBT: Smelfie is the art of taking one's own pic while enjoying one's own fart...
Teacher Shocks, PD runs and LBT rocks
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Lovebewarsetalk
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Lovebewarsetalk
Post Number: 4415
Registered: 08-2014
Posted From: 125.99.159.178
| | Posted on Wednesday, March 15, 2017 - 5:25 am: |
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Teacher: Why do I hear talking?
LBT: Because you have ears no?
Teacher shocks, LBT rocks
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Lovebewarsetalk
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Lovebewarsetalk
Post Number: 4414
Registered: 08-2014
Posted From: 125.99.159.178
| | Posted on Wednesday, March 15, 2017 - 2:49 am: |
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Gochi2:idi jokaa,
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Lovebewarsetalk
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Lovebewarsetalk
Post Number: 4413
Registered: 08-2014
Posted From: 125.99.159.178
| | Posted on Wednesday, March 15, 2017 - 1:34 am: |
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Sasibabu:Kakikaalam very few good wishes from few ppl
Many evil ppl and so many curses
So balancing is not there so going thru tough phase
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Gochi2
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Gochi2
Post Number: 1915
Registered: 12-2005
Posted From: 70.106.232.168
| | Posted on Tuesday, March 14, 2017 - 3:45 pm: |
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Sasibabu:
idi jokaa, 
naa M lodhi ee DB okati!!
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Sasibabu
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Sasibabu
Post Number: 14545
Registered: 10-2010
Posted From: 45.20.143.145
| | Posted on Tuesday, March 14, 2017 - 3:38 pm: |
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Its undeinable fact
Still too many ppl curse or sani is there on me
Irony is majority of ppl i dont even know
Never seen them in real life
Still many ppl keep crying on me
Hense proved too much sani on me
Kakikaalam very few good wishes from few ppl
Many evil ppl and so many curses
So balancing is not there so going thru tough phase
theesesaa
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Proofdada
Bewarse Legend
Username: Proofdada
Post Number: 148982
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 205.145.107.50
| | Posted on Tuesday, March 14, 2017 - 2:07 pm: |
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Kalikaalam:ఏమండి ... స్వర్గంలో భార్యాభర్తలను ఒకే దగ్గర ఉంచరట నిజమేనా?’’ సందేహం వెలిబుచ్చింది కాంతం. ‘‘ఒకే దగ్గర ఉంచితే అది స్వర్గమెందుకు అవుతుందే పిచ్చిదానా’’ చెప్పాడు ఏడుకొండలు
eee jokes annitloki idhokkate nachindhi... true kooda...oka pattana ini saavaru  |
Sasibabu
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Sasibabu
Post Number: 14543
Registered: 10-2010
Posted From: 45.20.143.145
| | Posted on Tuesday, March 14, 2017 - 1:36 pm: |
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Kalikaalam:‘‘ఏమండి ... స్వర్గంలో భార్యాభర్తలను ఒకే దగ్గర ఉంచరట నిజమేనా?’’ సందేహం వెలిబుచ్చింది కాంతం.
‘‘ఒకే దగ్గర ఉంచితే అది స్వర్గమెందుకు అవుతుందే పిచ్చిదానా’’ చెప్పాడు ఏడుకొండలు
theesesaa
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Musicfan
Bewarse Legend
Username: Musicfan
Post Number: 61429
Registered: 05-2004
Posted From: 63.169.138.2
| | Posted on Tuesday, March 14, 2017 - 10:24 am: |
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Lovebewarsetalk:Teacher Shocks, Proofdada rocks
ee series to PD meeda paata lekkalanni teercheskuntunnar gaa
Winner Audio Review
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Kalikaalam
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Kalikaalam
Post Number: 2530
Registered: 04-2015
Posted From: 171.161.160.10
| | Posted on Tuesday, March 14, 2017 - 10:13 am: |
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Lovebewarsetalk:Which side should I write the other 5, left or right...?
ni yanks..
"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself and you are the easiest person to fool.” —Richard Feynman
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Lovebewarsetalk
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Lovebewarsetalk
Post Number: 4411
Registered: 08-2014
Posted From: 125.99.159.178
| | Posted on Tuesday, March 14, 2017 - 10:02 am: |
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Teacher: Write 55 on the board
Proofdada: How?
Teacher: Write 5 and then write another 5 besides it
Proofdada: Writes the first 5 and starts thinking..
Teacher: What happened? Write the other one
Proofdada: Which side should I write the other 5, left or right...?
Teacher Shocks, Proofdada rocks
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Lovebewarsetalk
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Lovebewarsetalk
Post Number: 4410
Registered: 08-2014
Posted From: 125.99.159.178
| | Posted on Tuesday, March 14, 2017 - 9:57 am: |
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Employer: Why we should hire you?
Proofdada: Because I have lots of experience
Employer: In what?
Proofdada: Scratching...
Employer shocks, Proofdada rocks
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Lovebewarsetalk
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Lovebewarsetalk
Post Number: 4408
Registered: 08-2014
Posted From: 125.99.159.178
| | Posted on Tuesday, March 14, 2017 - 8:32 am: |
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Kalikaalam:‘మందు కొట్టనోడు, స్మోక్‌ చేయనోడు, పేకాట, గర్ల్‌ ఫ్రెండ్‌ లేకుండా కేవలం భార్యను మాత్రమే ప్రేమించే వాడి గతి ఏమవుతుందో నా పెళ్లానికి తెలియాలి ..
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Kalikaalam
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Kalikaalam
Post Number: 2528
Registered: 04-2015
Posted From: 68.93.142.53
| | Posted on Tuesday, March 14, 2017 - 8:17 am: |
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అప్పారావు దగ్గరకు బెగ్గర్‌ వచ్చి ‘‘టెన్‌ రుపీస్‌ ప్లీజ్‌ ..’’ అన్నాడు.
‘‘బీరు కొడతావా?’’ అప్పారావు.
‘‘లేదు సార్‌ .. నేను తాగను’’ బెగ్గర్‌.
‘‘దమ్ము కొడతావా .. ఇదిగో సిగరెట్‌’’ అప్పారావు.
‘‘అలవాటు లేదు సార్‌’’ బెగ్గర్‌.
‘‘పేకాడదాం వస్తావా .. నీ పెట్టుబడి కూడా నేనే పెడతాను’’ అప్పారావు.
‘‘నాకసలు పేకాడ్డమే రాదు ..’’ బెగ్గర్‌.
‘‘సరే, నీకో గర్ల్‌ ఫ్రెండ్‌ని పరిచయం చేస్తా రా ’’ అప్పారావు.
‘‘ఛీ .. నా కలాంటివి గిట్టవు. ఐ లవ్‌ మై వైఫ్‌’’ బెగ్గర్‌.
‘‘సరే, నాతో మా ఇంటికి రా’’ అప్పారావు.
‘‘ఎందుకు?’’ బెగ్గర్‌.
‘‘మందు కొట్టనోడు, స్మోక్‌ చేయనోడు, పేకాట, గర్ల్‌ ఫ్రెండ్‌ లేకుండా కేవలం భార్యను మాత్రమే ప్రేమించే వాడి గతి ఏమవుతుందో నా పెళ్లానికి తెలియాలి ..’’
"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself and you are the easiest person to fool.” —Richard Feynman
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Kalikaalam
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Kalikaalam
Post Number: 2527
Registered: 04-2015
Posted From: 68.93.142.53
| | Posted on Tuesday, March 14, 2017 - 8:15 am: |
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‘‘ఏమండి ... స్వర్గంలో భార్యాభర్తలను ఒకే దగ్గర ఉంచరట నిజమేనా?’’ సందేహం వెలిబుచ్చింది కాంతం.
‘‘ఒకే దగ్గర ఉంచితే అది స్వర్గమెందుకు అవుతుందే పిచ్చిదానా’’ చెప్పాడు ఏడుకొండలు
"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself and you are the easiest person to fool.” —Richard Feynman
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Kalikaalam
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Kalikaalam
Post Number: 2526
Registered: 04-2015
Posted From: 68.93.142.53
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క్యా బాత్ హై!
భార్యంటే - దారి తెలిసి డ్రైవింగ్ తెలియని స్త్రీ.
భర్తంటే - డ్రైవింగ్ తెలిసి దారి తెలియని మొగాడు.
అందుకే ఇద్దరూ కలిసి ప్రయాణం చేయాలి!
"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself and you are the easiest person to fool.” —Richard Feynman
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Kalikaalam
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Kalikaalam
Post Number: 2525
Registered: 04-2015
Posted From: 68.93.142.53
| | Posted on Tuesday, March 14, 2017 - 8:13 am: |
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దూరాలోచన
‘‘పార్వతీదేవి శివుడిని భర్తగా ఎందుకు ఎంచుకుందో నాలుగు కారణాలు రాయండి’’ అని చెప్పాడు టీచర్.
ఒక విద్యార్థి ఇలా రాశాడు.
‘‘శివుడు జింక చర్మం ధరిస్తాడు కాబట్టి పార్వతికి బట్టలుతికే పని ఉండదు. తలపై గంగ ఉంటుంది కాబట్టి బిందె పట్టుకుని నీళ్లకు బయటకి వెళ్లనక్కర్లేదు. చంద్రవంక ఉంటుంది కాబట్టి కరెంటు ప్రాబ్లమ్ లేదు. కందమూలాలు తింటాడు కాబట్టి వంట వండే అవసరం అసలే ఉండదు .. ఈ కారణముల చేత పార్వతి శివుడిని వరించెను’’
"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself and you are the easiest person to fool.” —Richard Feynman
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Dobbey
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Dobbey
Post Number: 22680
Registered: 12-2009
Posted From: 172.56.21.146
| | Posted on Monday, March 13, 2017 - 1:18 pm: |
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Lovebewarsetalk:
•••••
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Lovebewarsetalk
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Lovebewarsetalk
Post Number: 4404
Registered: 08-2014
Posted From: 103.193.25.215
| | Posted on Monday, March 13, 2017 - 12:56 pm: |
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Sasibabu:dhenni thokkisthaa ...road ne
pdgaa..endhi bangaaram mana thed lo nee situation of India..
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Sasibabu
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Sasibabu
Post Number: 14541
Registered: 10-2010
Posted From: 143.166.226.124
| | Posted on Monday, March 13, 2017 - 12:25 pm: |
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Proofdada: roadroller thoo thokkichestha nayala...appudu nuvvu fultu rocked...
LBT: dhenni thokkisthaav
Proofdada: dhenni thokkisthaa ...road ne
LBT: ayithe thokkichey
Proofdada shocks, LBT rocks
theesesaa
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Lovebewarsetalk
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Lovebewarsetalk
Post Number: 4399
Registered: 08-2014
Posted From: 183.82.98.78
| | Posted on Monday, March 13, 2017 - 9:52 am: |
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Pokiriraja:
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Pokiriraja
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Pokiriraja
Post Number: 15964
Registered: 02-2005
Posted From: 157.48.5.52
| | Posted on Monday, March 13, 2017 - 9:46 am: |
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NANDAMURI TARAKA RAMUDIKI HANUMANTHUDHINI NENU.
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Lovebewarsetalk
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Lovebewarsetalk
Post Number: 4396
Registered: 08-2014
Posted From: 183.82.98.78
| | Posted on Monday, March 13, 2017 - 9:17 am: |
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Proofdada:
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Proofdada
Bewarse Legend
Username: Proofdada
Post Number: 148976
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 205.145.107.52
| | Posted on Monday, March 13, 2017 - 8:42 am: |
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Lovebewarsetalk:
roadroller thoo thokkichestha nayala...appudu nuvvu fultu rocked... |
Kalikaalam
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Kalikaalam
Post Number: 2522
Registered: 04-2015
Posted From: 171.161.160.10
| | Posted on Monday, March 13, 2017 - 8:28 am: |
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Lovebewarsetalk:Miss: Why are you sleeping in the class? LBT: Your voice is so sweet miss, tht's y am getting sleep Miss: Then why other guys are not sleeping? LBT: They are not listening to you miss...
"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself and you are the easiest person to fool.” —Richard Feynman
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Lovebewarsetalk
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Lovebewarsetalk
Post Number: 4386
Registered: 08-2014
Posted From: 103.193.24.245
| | Posted on Sunday, March 12, 2017 - 12:01 am: |
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Sasibabu:Proofdada: drawer lopala daachukunna teacher ayinaa kottesaaru
Proofdada:
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Sasibabu
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Sasibabu
Post Number: 14540
Registered: 10-2010
Posted From: 45.20.143.145
| | Posted on Saturday, March 11, 2017 - 3:49 pm: |
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Proofdada: teacher teacher naa balapam kottesaaru
Teacher: andhuke balapam ni badhram gaa daachukovali
Proofdada: drawer lopala daachukunna teacher ayinaa kottesaaru
Teacher shocks, LBT rocks
theesesaa
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Lovebewarsetalk
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Lovebewarsetalk
Post Number: 4385
Registered: 08-2014
Posted From: 103.193.24.245
| | Posted on Saturday, March 11, 2017 - 11:00 am: |
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Tingari_xx:idi signature ga pettukunte saripothundi kada
ilaanti wat i say pogdathalu in english lemme think ...enconiums...ive vaddhu anedhi..
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Tingari_xx
Bewarse Legend
Username: Tingari_xx
Post Number: 51896
Registered: 08-2006
Posted From: 76.109.163.196
| | Posted on Saturday, March 11, 2017 - 9:42 am: |
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Lovebewarsetalk:LBT rocks
idi signature ga pettukunte saripothundi kada |
Lovebewarsetalk
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Lovebewarsetalk
Post Number: 4381
Registered: 08-2014
Posted From: 183.82.98.78
| | Posted on Saturday, March 11, 2017 - 6:13 am: |
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Miss: Why are you sleeping in the class?
LBT: Your voice is so sweet miss, tht's y am getting sleep
Miss: Then why other guys are not sleeping?
LBT: They are not listening to you miss...
Demure Miss shocks, LBT rocks
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Lovebewarsetalk
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Lovebewarsetalk
Post Number: 4380
Registered: 08-2014
Posted From: 183.82.98.78
| | Posted on Saturday, March 11, 2017 - 5:39 am: |
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Teacher: LBT, what do they call those whose talk bores others...
LBT: Teacher
Teacher shocks, LBT rocks
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Lovebewarsetalk
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Lovebewarsetalk
Post Number: 4371
Registered: 08-2014
Posted From: 103.193.24.245
| | Posted on Friday, March 10, 2017 - 2:14 pm: |
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Sasibabu:
Where are you these days..
Proofdada:
Daffa:
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Stewie
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Stewie
Post Number: 4168
Registered: 03-2011
Posted From: 174.221.142.219
| | Posted on Friday, March 10, 2017 - 1:14 pm: |
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Parents must watch
https://youtu.be/m3ktsl6_Rpg
A Famous Quote starts with a... and ends with this.
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Daffa
Pilla Bewarse
Username: Daffa
Post Number: 979
Registered: 06-2011
Posted From: 183.82.198.201
| | Posted on Friday, March 10, 2017 - 12:32 pm: |
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Proofdada
Bewarse Legend
Username: Proofdada
Post Number: 148964
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 205.145.107.50
| | Posted on Friday, March 10, 2017 - 9:48 am: |
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abbboovvv...ok... |
Sasibabu
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Sasibabu
Post Number: 14538
Registered: 10-2010
Posted From: 45.20.143.145
| | Posted on Friday, March 10, 2017 - 9:25 am: |
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Lovebewarsetalk:
Teacher: Which is your native place?
LBT: Maharashtra ma'm.
Teacher: Can you spell it?
LBT: Actually my native place is goa. I can spell it
Teacher: what is the capital of goa
LBT: mmmm... actually my native is tamilnadu. I can tell the capital
extension 
theesesaa
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Lovebewarsetalk
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Lovebewarsetalk
Post Number: 4370
Registered: 08-2014
Posted From: 125.99.159.178
| | Posted on Friday, March 10, 2017 - 6:40 am: |
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Teacher: Which is your native place?
LBT: Maharashtra ma'm.
Teacher: Can you spell it?
LBT: Actually my native place is goa.
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Lovebewarsetalk
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Lovebewarsetalk
Post Number: 4369
Registered: 08-2014
Posted From: 125.99.159.178
| | Posted on Friday, March 10, 2017 - 6:37 am: |
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LBT showcasing his talent at a humor joint...
LBT: If Samsung and Apple merges together, the new company will be known as
"SAMPLE"!!
Smiles, Laughs and all claps around...fans shout...One more please...
LBT: If Google and eBay merges, then the new company will be known as
"GooBay"!!
All fans except PD....ROFL
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Lovebewarsetalk
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Lovebewarsetalk
Post Number: 4368
Registered: 08-2014
Posted From: 125.99.159.178
| | Posted on Friday, March 10, 2017 - 5:43 am: |
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Proofdada, the CFO: What happens if we invest in developing our people and then they leave us?
LBT, the CEO: What happens if we don't, and they stay?
Proofdada shocks, LBT rocks
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Lovebewarsetalk
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Lovebewarsetalk
Post Number: 4364
Registered: 08-2014
Posted From: 125.99.159.178
| | Posted on Friday, March 10, 2017 - 12:48 am: |
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Dobbey:
You B.Com Physics fella...
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Dobbey
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Dobbey
Post Number: 22676
Registered: 12-2009
Posted From: 204.16.161.12
| | Posted on Thursday, March 09, 2017 - 12:21 pm: |
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Lovebewarsetalk:
•••••
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Lovebewarsetalk
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Lovebewarsetalk
Post Number: 4362
Registered: 08-2014
Posted From: 103.193.24.245
| | Posted on Thursday, March 09, 2017 - 12:20 pm: |
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Me: Tells a joke to PD
PD: Keeps his face like....
LBT rocks...PD shocks...
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Kalikaalam
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Kalikaalam
Post Number: 2513
Registered: 04-2015
Posted From: 171.161.160.10
| | Posted on Thursday, March 09, 2017 - 4:40 am: |
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Ramu:వెంటనే లేచి నుంచుని గొంతు సవరించుకున్న జగన్.
"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself and you are the easiest person to fool.” —Richard Feynman
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Kalikaalam
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Kalikaalam
Post Number: 2512
Registered: 04-2015
Posted From: 171.161.160.10
| | Posted on Thursday, March 09, 2017 - 4:39 am: |
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Ramu:పులి నే కాపాడుతాను ...అసలే పులుల సంఖ్య ఇండియా లో రోజు రోజు కి తగ్గిపోతుంది కదా !
"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself and you are the easiest person to fool.” —Richard Feynman
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Kalikaalam
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Kalikaalam
Post Number: 2511
Registered: 04-2015
Posted From: 171.161.160.10
| | Posted on Thursday, March 09, 2017 - 4:39 am: |
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Ramu:Is that really true about your father?" "No," the boy said,
His answer is .....
"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself and you are the easiest person to fool.” —Richard Feynman
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Lovebewarsetalk
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Lovebewarsetalk
Post Number: 4356
Registered: 08-2014
Posted From: 125.99.159.178
| | Posted on Thursday, March 09, 2017 - 3:56 am: |
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Proofdada:aa theesesad ata direct ga kanichukukondi mee idharrr...
eyyy you B.Com Physics pellow...
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Lovebewarsetalk
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Lovebewarsetalk
Post Number: 4352
Registered: 08-2014
Posted From: 125.99.159.178
| | Posted on Thursday, March 09, 2017 - 2:03 am: |
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Ramu:He replies, "I was behind you in line at McDonald's...
Ramu:వెంటనే లేచి నుంచుని గొంతు సవరించుకున్న జగన్
kiki...
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Ramu
Yavvanam Kaatesina Bewarse
Username: Ramu
Post Number: 7585
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 172.85.142.189
| | Posted on Wednesday, March 08, 2017 - 8:06 pm: |
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This is damn funny...😂
A woman decides to have a facelift for her birthday. She spends $5000 and feels pretty good about the results.
On her way home, she stops at a news stand to buy a newspaper.
Before leaving she says to the clerk, "I hope you don't mind my asking, but how old do you think I am ?"
"About 32," is the reply.
"Nope ! I'm exactly 47," the woman says happily.
A little while later she goes into McDonald's and asks the counter girl the very same question.
The girl replies, "I guess about 29."
The woman replies, "Nope, I'm 47."
Now she's feeling really good about herself. She stops in a drug store on her way down the street. She goes up to the counter to get some mints and asks the clerk this burning question.
The clerk responds, "Oh, I'd say 30."
Again she proudly responds, "I am 47, but thank you.
"While waiting for the bus to go home, she asks an old man waiting next to her the same question.
He replies, "Lady, I'm 78 and my eye sight is going. Although, when I was young, there was a sure way to tell how old a woman was. It sounds very forward, but it requires you to let me put my hands under your bra. Then I can tell you EXACTLY how old you are.
"They wait in silence on the empty street until curiosity gets the best of her. She finally blurts out, "What the heck, go ahead."
He slips both of his hands under her blouse and under her bra and begins to feel around very slowly and carefully.
He bounces and weighs each breast.
He gently pinches each nipple.
He pushes her breasts together and rubs them against each other.
After a couple of minutes of this, she says, "Okay, okay, how old am I ?"
He completes one last squeeze of her breasts, removes his hands, and says, "Madam, you are 47."
Stunned and amazed, the woman says, "That was incredible, how could you tell ?"
The old man replies, "Promise you won't get mad ?"
"I promise I won't." she says.
He replies, "I was behind you in line at McDonald's...!!!"
😝😝😝😜😜😜
rAmu(Du) manci bAluDu cinnappaTinuncI intE
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Ramu
Yavvanam Kaatesina Bewarse
Username: Ramu
Post Number: 7584
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 172.85.142.189
| | Posted on Wednesday, March 08, 2017 - 7:59 pm: |
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ఓక పులి మీ అత్త గారిని ఎటాక్ చేయబోతుంది .అక్కడే మీ భార్య కూడా ఉంది . మీరు ఎవరిని కాపాడుతారు ?
భర్త : ఇంక ఎవరిని కాపాడుతాను ? పులి నే కాపాడుతాను ...అసలే పులుల సంఖ్య ఇండియా లో రోజు రోజు కి తగ్గిపోతుంది కదా !
rAmu(Du) manci bAluDu cinnappaTinuncI intE
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Ramu
Yavvanam Kaatesina Bewarse
Username: Ramu
Post Number: 7583
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 172.85.142.189
| | Posted on Wednesday, March 08, 2017 - 7:56 pm: |
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Mild Adult but You will Love the Climax..
A fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living?
All the typical answers came up -fireman, mechanic, businessman, salesman... and so forth.
However, little Kapil was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his father,
He replied, "My fathers an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes to music in front of other men and they put money in his purse Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go home with some guy and stay with him all night for money."
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and took little Kapil aside.
"Is that really true about your father?"
"No," the boy said,
"He works for the Congress Committee and is helping to get Rahul Gandhi and Congress elected in 2017 elections, but it's too embarrassing to say that in front of the other kids.
rAmu(Du) manci bAluDu cinnappaTinuncI intE
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Ramu
Yavvanam Kaatesina Bewarse
Username: Ramu
Post Number: 7582
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 172.85.142.189
| | Posted on Wednesday, March 08, 2017 - 7:55 pm: |
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స్పీకర్: సభ్యులు లేవనెత్తిన అంశాలపై సీఎం గారు ఇప్పుడు సభకు వివరణ ఇస్తారు.
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వెంటనే లేచి నుంచుని గొంతు సవరించుకున్న జగన్.
😄
rAmu(Du) manci bAluDu cinnappaTinuncI intE
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Ramu
Yavvanam Kaatesina Bewarse
Username: Ramu
Post Number: 7581
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 172.85.142.189
| | Posted on Wednesday, March 08, 2017 - 7:53 pm: |
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కొడుకు : తోడల్లుడు అంటే ఎవరు నాన్న ?
తండ్రి : ఒకే company వల్ల మోసపోయిన
ఇద్దరు కస్టమర్లు
rAmu(Du) manci bAluDu cinnappaTinuncI intE
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Dobbey
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Dobbey
Post Number: 22675
Registered: 12-2009
Posted From: 75.64.171.247
| | Posted on Wednesday, March 08, 2017 - 7:18 pm: |
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Proofdada:aa theesesad ata direct ga kanichukukondi mee idharrr...
•••••
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Lovebewarsetalk
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Lovebewarsetalk
Post Number: 4348
Registered: 08-2014
Posted From: 103.193.24.245
| | Posted on Wednesday, March 08, 2017 - 1:59 pm: |
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Proofdada:
Is this a joke?
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Proofdada
Bewarse Legend
Username: Proofdada
Post Number: 148955
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 205.145.107.101
| | Posted on Wednesday, March 08, 2017 - 8:49 am: |
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aa theesesad ata direct ga kanichukukondi mee idharrr... |
Lovebewarsetalk
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Lovebewarsetalk
Post Number: 4347
Registered: 08-2014
Posted From: 125.99.159.178
| | Posted on Wednesday, March 08, 2017 - 8:40 am: |
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Kalikaalam:
See Sasibob's joke below...Theesesaad anta...
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Kalikaalam
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Kalikaalam
Post Number: 2504
Registered: 04-2015
Posted From: 171.161.160.10
| | Posted on Wednesday, March 08, 2017 - 8:37 am: |
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Lovebewarsetalk:kalikaalam bro you also please delete your armpit-licking fost...
done
"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself and you are the easiest person to fool.” —Richard Feynman
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Lovebewarsetalk
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Lovebewarsetalk
Post Number: 4340
Registered: 08-2014
Posted From: 125.99.159.178
| | Posted on Wednesday, March 08, 2017 - 12:44 am: |
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Sasibabu:theesesaa
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Sasibabu
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Sasibabu
Post Number: 14537
Registered: 10-2010
Posted From: 45.20.143.145
| | Posted on Tuesday, March 07, 2017 - 10:44 am: |
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Lovebewarsetalk:Proofdada: Welcome to the Assumptions Club...The first rule is...
LBT: Yeah, I got it.!
PD shocks, LBT rocks
theesesaa
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Gochi2
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Gochi2
Post Number: 1894
Registered: 12-2005
Posted From: 204.56.125.50
| | Posted on Tuesday, March 07, 2017 - 10:37 am: |
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Kingchoudary:
chee sannasoad  .nee valla maa annay ni anakoodani mata anna..
naa M lodhi ee DB okati!!
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Kingchoudary
Censor Bewarse
Username: Kingchoudary
Post Number: 100865
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 185.2.196.115
| | Posted on Tuesday, March 07, 2017 - 10:07 am: |
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Thanks G2 gaa....
Pandodaa.... |
Gochi2
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Gochi2
Post Number: 1893
Registered: 12-2005
Posted From: 204.56.125.50
| | Posted on Tuesday, March 07, 2017 - 10:06 am: |
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naa M lodhi ee DB okati!!
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Proofdada
Bewarse Legend
Username: Proofdada
Post Number: 148950
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 205.145.107.50
| | Posted on Tuesday, March 07, 2017 - 9:58 am: |
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eedhoo cinemaloo srilakshmi laaga manasuloo anukunnadhi bayataku cheppesthava... |
Gochi2
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Gochi2
Post Number: 1892
Registered: 12-2005
Posted From: 204.56.125.50
| | Posted on Tuesday, March 07, 2017 - 9:56 am: |
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Proofdada:
Sorry cheppa kadha honest gaa..
naa M lodhi ee DB okati!!
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Proofdada
Bewarse Legend
Username: Proofdada
Post Number: 148948
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 205.145.107.50
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Gochi2
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Gochi2
Post Number: 1890
Registered: 12-2005
Posted From: 204.56.125.50
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Kingchoudary:
PDodini.... gabukkuna Pandodini ani chadiva . ....sorry Pidannaay..
ee tappu naadhi kadhu.
naa M lodhi ee DB okati!!
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Kingchoudary
Censor Bewarse
Username: Kingchoudary
Post Number: 100864
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 185.2.196.55
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LBT gaa kummu kummu PDodini.... |
Lovebewarsetalk
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Lovebewarsetalk
Post Number: 4336
Registered: 08-2014
Posted From: 125.99.159.178
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Proofdada: Welcome to the Assumptions Club...The first rule is...
LBT: Yeah, I got it.!
PD shocks, LBT rocks
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Lovebewarsetalk
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Lovebewarsetalk
Post Number: 4335
Registered: 08-2014
Posted From: 125.99.159.178
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*BOOM*
Mom: what was that
Me: my shirt fell
Mom: it sounded a lot heavier than that
Me: I was in it
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Kalikaalam
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Kalikaalam
Post Number: 2498
Registered: 04-2015
Posted From: 171.161.160.10
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Lovebewarsetalk:తండ్రిః ఒరే పనికిమాలిన వెధవా, అదీ అంతేగదరా? కొడుకుః ఔను నాన్నా.నేనూ నువ్వన్నదే అన్నాను...
"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself and you are the easiest person to fool.” —Richard Feynman
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Lovebewarsetalk
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Lovebewarsetalk
Post Number: 4333
Registered: 08-2014
Posted From: 125.99.159.178
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నువ్వన్నదే
కొడుకుః నాన్నా, రేపు నువ్వు మా స్కూలుకొచ్చి మా క్లాస్ టీచరుని కలవాలి.
తండ్రిః ఏం, ఏమైంది?
కొడుకుః ఈ రోజు నన్ను 9x6 ఎంత అనడిగారు.నేను 54 అని చెప్పాను.మళ్ళీ నన్నే 6 x 9 ఎంత అనడిగారు.
తండ్రిః ఒరే పనికిమాలిన వెధవా, అదీ అంతేగదరా?
కొడుకుః ఔను నాన్నా.నేనూ నువ్వన్నదే అన్నాను...
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Musicfan
Bewarse Legend
Username: Musicfan
Post Number: 61359
Registered: 05-2004
Posted From: 63.169.138.2
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mottaniki Sasibob thread ni 300 kottinchaadu gaa,,
Edari lo oasis ee thread, Pin cheyyandi
Winner Audio Review
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Proofdada
Bewarse Legend
Username: Proofdada
Post Number: 148938
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 205.145.107.52
| | Posted on Monday, March 06, 2017 - 12:04 pm: |
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havv aa KC gad ninnu minchina eeera-item...idharr... |
Lovebewarsetalk
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Lovebewarsetalk
Post Number: 4332
Registered: 08-2014
Posted From: 103.193.24.245
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అవి mahesh babu Brahmostavam movie release ayina days...
People here in this DB...okati ki rendu threads vesi...endhiraa ee movie itlaa sachhindhi ani head-bangings...
Not following those discos, suddenly out of the blue...KCgaad posted a "Bemmostavam" thread...
And the joke here is...his message in that thread was...మూవీ బాగుందటగా...
దీనెమ్మ కామెడీ...
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Lovebewarsetalk
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Lovebewarsetalk
Post Number: 4330
Registered: 08-2014
Posted From: 103.193.24.245
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Proofdada:abbboovv... neeku Oscar iyalnemoo... ellehess
am smiling seeing your response...that shows.!
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Proofdada
Bewarse Legend
Username: Proofdada
Post Number: 148936
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 205.145.107.101
| | Posted on Monday, March 06, 2017 - 11:43 am: |
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abbboovv... neeku Oscar iyalnemoo... ellehess |
Lovebewarsetalk
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Lovebewarsetalk
Post Number: 4328
Registered: 08-2014
Posted From: 103.193.24.245
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Kalikaalam:Congratulations LBT. Reached 300
Bangaaram my intention is to let this thread stay eternal and people from other lathkor social medias keep coming here and enjoy the jokes..ya, you got it right... original jokes created by me or someone else here in this db...
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Lovebewarsetalk
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Lovebewarsetalk
Post Number: 4327
Registered: 08-2014
Posted From: 103.193.24.245
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Ramu: think what would have happend, if I didn't have an erection when he measured...
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Kalikaalam
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Kalikaalam
Post Number: 2486
Registered: 04-2015
Posted From: 171.161.160.10
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Congratulations LBT. Reached 300
"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself and you are the easiest person to fool.” —Richard Feynman
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Proofdada
Bewarse Legend
Username: Proofdada
Post Number: 148934
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 205.145.107.50
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Kalikaalam:Pakkana Musicfan post chesaadu.Comedy ni d'ga.
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Kalikaalam
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Kalikaalam
Post Number: 2484
Registered: 04-2015
Posted From: 171.161.160.10
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anninti kante pedha joke-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6hucUGMLtc
Pakkana Musicfan post chesaadu.Comedy ni d'ga.
"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself and you are the easiest person to fool.” —Richard Feynman
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Kalikaalam
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Kalikaalam
Post Number: 2483
Registered: 04-2015
Posted From: 171.161.160.10
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Ramu:chinese guy: think what would have happend, if I didn't have an erection when he measured...
"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself and you are the easiest person to fool.” —Richard Feynman
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Ramu
Yavvanam Kaatesina Bewarse
Username: Ramu
Post Number: 7579
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 199.244.214.105
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Once a desi, an african american and a chinese guy went to a store and tried to shop lift and were caught by the manager... when they requested to let go and will not repeat the offense, the manager agreed on one condition that if the total lengths of their penises is atleast 18 inches then only he will let them go...
first the african american's was measured and it was 12 inches... then the desi's was measured and it was 5.5 inches... then came the chinese turn and it was .5 inch... total 18 and the manager let them go... after coming out they started arguing....
african american: if it weren't for my 12 inches, we would have been in jail by now...
desi: if mine was any shorter, we would have been in jail..
chinese guy: think what would have happend, if I didn't have an erection when he measured...
rAmu(Du) manci bAluDu cinnappaTinuncI intE
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Musicfan
Bewarse Legend
Username: Musicfan
Post Number: 61352
Registered: 05-2004
Posted From: 63.169.138.2
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Kalikaalam:
ee joke enni sarlu inna bore kottadu, even though its joke, it shows something to learn for gujjus
Winner Audio Review
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Proofdada
Bewarse Legend
Username: Proofdada
Post Number: 148930
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 205.145.107.101
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Lovebewarsetalk
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Lovebewarsetalk
Post Number: 4326
Registered: 08-2014
Posted From: 103.193.26.9
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Kalikaalam:"I still have a lot to learn from these Gujaratis.
kiki, how true
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Kalikaalam
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Kalikaalam
Post Number: 2482
Registered: 04-2015
Posted From: 68.93.142.53
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A Gujarati who had no wife, no child, no money, no house and only a blind mother prayed fervently to God.
God was moved by his prayers and told him to make ONLY ONE request which would be granted to him.
The Gujarati man said, "God, I want my mother to see my wife putting diamond bangles on my daughter's wrists inside my Mercedes parked in front of my mansion."
God said to himself, 🙄🙄 "I still have a lot to learn from these Gujaratis."😂
"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself and you are the easiest person to fool.” —Richard Feynman
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Kalikaalam
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Kalikaalam
Post Number: 2480
Registered: 04-2015
Posted From: 68.93.142.53
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కొడుకు : తోడల్లుడు అంటే ఎవరు నాన్న ?
తండ్రి : ఒకే company వల్ల మోసపోయిన
ఇద్దరు కస్టమర్లు
"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself and you are the easiest person to fool.” —Richard Feynman
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Kalikaalam
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Kalikaalam
Post Number: 2479
Registered: 04-2015
Posted From: 68.93.142.53
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Stewie:A wife comes home late one night, She quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket, she sees four legs instead of just her husband's two.
She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can. Once she's done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink.
As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine. He says, "Hi darling, your parents have come to visit us, so I let them stay in our bedroom. Did you say hello?"
A Famous Quote starts with a... and ends with this.
Yemi ayina LBT jokes antha kick ledu..
"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself and you are the easiest person to fool.” —Richard Feynman
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Lovebewarsetalk
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Lovebewarsetalk
Post Number: 4322
Registered: 08-2014
Posted From: 103.193.26.9
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Stewie:
Wat an awesome joke this is that you cant be right everytime
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Stewie
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Stewie
Post Number: 4166
Registered: 03-2011
Posted From: 24.14.10.68
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A wife comes home late one night, She quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket, she sees four legs instead of just her husband's two.
She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can. Once she's done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink.
As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine. He says, "Hi darling, your parents have come to visit us, so I let them stay in our bedroom. Did you say hello?"
A Famous Quote starts with a... and ends with this.
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Lovebewarsetalk
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Lovebewarsetalk
Post Number: 4321
Registered: 08-2014
Posted From: 103.69.76.35
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Ramu:.
We will re-arrange the alphabets & convert them into "melons"!!!
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Gochi2
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Gochi2
Post Number: 1889
Registered: 12-2005
Posted From: 70.106.232.168
| | Posted on Saturday, March 04, 2017 - 9:45 pm: |
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Ramu:
naa M lodhi ee DB okati!!
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Ramu
Yavvanam Kaatesina Bewarse
Username: Ramu
Post Number: 7578
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 173.53.65.46
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Tag line outside a Breast Implant Clinic:
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If nature has given you "lemons"
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We will re-arrange the alphabets & convert them into "melons"!!!
😝😜😂.
rAmu(Du) manci bAluDu cinnappaTinuncI intE
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Tingari_xx
Bewarse Legend
Username: Tingari_xx
Post Number: 51864
Registered: 08-2006
Posted From: 76.109.163.196
| | Posted on Saturday, March 04, 2017 - 8:58 am: |
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LBT
For the most humorous thread in db history, you might get interview req from TNR.
now over to sasbob |
Lovebewarsetalk
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Lovebewarsetalk
Post Number: 4320
Registered: 08-2014
Posted From: 183.82.98.78
| | Posted on Saturday, March 04, 2017 - 7:11 am: |
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Kalikaalam:Good one.Humour+philosophy missed
From when did people start getting confused for mixed with missed...
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Lovebewarsetalk
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Lovebewarsetalk
Post Number: 4311
Registered: 08-2014
Posted From: 183.82.98.78
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LBT and his batch of saints are going on road...
PasserbY: Swamy where are you all going?
LBT: Himalayas
PasserbY: But why Swamy?
LBT: These days people started preaching us with social media like Facebook, WhatsApp, BTDB and stuff like that..so, there's no need of guys like us for you and we all decided to go nirvana...{PasserbY shocks...LBT rocks}
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Kalikaalam
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Kalikaalam
Post Number: 2474
Registered: 04-2015
Posted From: 68.93.142.53
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Lovebewarsetalk:భర్త: నీ ఇంగ్లీష్ తగలెయ్య, అది సన్నీలియోన్ కాదే ... సన్ ఇన్ లా'...
"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself and you are the easiest person to fool.” —Richard Feynman
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Kalikaalam
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Kalikaalam
Post Number: 2473
Registered: 04-2015
Posted From: 68.93.142.53
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Lovebewarsetalk:భర్త: నేనూ తమషాకే చెప్పా. ఇక లేచి వంట చెయ్యి.
"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself and you are the easiest person to fool.” —Richard Feynman
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Lovebewarsetalk
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Lovebewarsetalk
Post Number: 4306
Registered: 08-2014
Posted From: 125.99.159.178
| | Posted on Friday, March 03, 2017 - 1:40 am: |
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భార్య: నాకు ఒంట్లో బాగోలేదండీ!
భర్త: అయ్యో, నేను నిన్ను షాపింగ్ కి తీసుకెళ్దామనుకున్నానే!
భార్య: అరె, నేను తమాషాకి చెప్పానండీ
భర్త: నేనూ తమషాకే చెప్పా. ఇక లేచి వంట చెయ్యి.
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Lovebewarsetalk
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Lovebewarsetalk
Post Number: 4305
Registered: 08-2014
Posted From: 125.99.159.178
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భర్త: ఏమైందోయ్ మన ఇంటి ముందు ఇంత మంది జనం ఉన్నారు
భార్య: ఏం లేదండీ, మన అల్లుడు ముంబై నుండి వస్తున్నాడు అని ఎదురింటి పిన్నికి వినిపించేలా చెప్పాను, అంతే 😒😒😒😒
భర్త: ఆలా చెప్తే ఇంత మంది ఎందుకు వస్తారు. ఏమన్నావో కాస్త వివరంగా చెప్పు😣😣😣
భార్య: ఈ మధ్య నేను ఇంగ్లిష్ నేర్చుకుంటున్నాను కదా అదే ఇంగ్లీష్ లో చెప్పా.
భర్త: అదేంటో ఏడువ్ 😖😖😖
భార్య: "టుడే సన్నీ లియోన్ ఈస్ కమ్మింగ్ టు మై హోం ఫ్రామ్ ముంబై"😚😚😚
భర్త: నీ ఇంగ్లీష్ తగలెయ్య, అది సన్నీలియోన్ కాదే ... సన్ ఇన్ లా'...
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Sasibabu
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Sasibabu
Post Number: 14534
Registered: 10-2010
Posted From: 45.20.143.145
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Kalikaalam:గృహిణి: మిస్‌డ్ కాల్ ఎందుకులే, అన్నం అవ్వగానే వాట్సప్‌లో అప్‌లోడ్ చేస్తా డౌన్‌లోడ్ చేసుకుని తిను. ఇప్పుడు గృహిణి రాక్...బిచ్చగాడు షాక్
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Sasibabu Fan of Pawan Kalyan and Land Acquisition
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Kalikaalam
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Kalikaalam
Post Number: 2457
Registered: 04-2015
Posted From: 171.159.64.10
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Lovebewarsetalk:బిచ్చగాడు: అమ్మా.. అన్నం ఉంటే పెట్టమ్మా ఆకలేస్తుంది. గృహిణి: ఇంకా వండలేదు. తర్వాత రా.. బిచ్చగాడు: ఇది నా సెల్ నంబర్. అన్నం అవగానే మిస్‌డ్ కాల్ ఇవ్వమ్మా....{గృహిణి షాక్...బిచ్చగాడు రాక్
గృహిణి: మిస్‌డ్ కాల్ ఎందుకులే, అన్నం అవ్వగానే వాట్సప్‌లో అప్‌లోడ్ చేస్తా డౌన్‌లోడ్ చేసుకుని తిను. ఇప్పుడు గృహిణి రాక్...బిచ్చగాడు షాక్ }
"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself and you are the easiest person to fool.” —Richard Feynman
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Lovebewarsetalk
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Lovebewarsetalk
Post Number: 4300
Registered: 08-2014
Posted From: 125.99.159.178
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బిచ్చగాడు: అమ్మా.. అన్నం ఉంటే పెట్టమ్మా ఆకలేస్తుంది.
గృహిణి: ఇంకా వండలేదు. తర్వాత రా..
బిచ్చగాడు: ఇది నా సెల్ నంబర్. అన్నం అవగానే మిస్‌డ్ కాల్ ఇవ్వమ్మా....{గృహిణి షాక్...బిచ్చగాడు రాక్}
గృహిణి: మిస్‌డ్ కాల్ ఎందుకులే, అన్నం అవ్వగానే వాట్సప్‌లో అప్‌లోడ్ చేస్తా డౌన్‌లోడ్ చేసుకుని తిను.
ఇప్పుడు గృహిణి రాక్...బిచ్చగాడు షాక్
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Lovebewarsetalk
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Lovebewarsetalk
Post Number: 4297
Registered: 08-2014
Posted From: 125.99.159.178
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Dobbey:https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=411746255837276&id=336552833356619&r efsrc=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.telugutammullu.com%2Findex.php&_rdr
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Lovebewarsetalk
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Lovebewarsetalk
Post Number: 4296
Registered: 08-2014
Posted From: 125.99.159.178
| | Posted on Thursday, March 02, 2017 - 12:57 am: |
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Sasibabu: Idiot that's not the gas subsidy. That's your increment this year !!
Keka increment...
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Dobbey
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Dobbey
Post Number: 22664
Registered: 12-2009
Posted From: 172.56.21.169
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DEepthi dorling joke
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=411746255837276&id=336552833356619&r efsrc=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.telugutammullu.com%2Findex.php&_rdr
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Sasibabu
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Sasibabu
Post Number: 14530
Registered: 10-2010
Posted From: 143.166.255.126
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Lovebewarsetalk:అబ్బి గాడు: ఈ రోడ్డు మీద బంగారం దొరికితే బాగుండు!!
సుబ్బి గాడు: ఎవరిని కొరుకుంటున్నావ్? దేవుడినేన!!
అబ్బి గాడు: అవును రా!! దొరికితే చాలా బాగుండు!
సుబ్బి గాడు: దొరికితే ఎం చేస్తావ్?
అబ్బి గాడు: అమ్మితే డబ్బులు వస్తాయ్, హాయిగ ఖర్చు పెట్టుకోవచ్చు.
సుబ్బి గాడు: ఎలాగు దేవుడినే కదా కొరుకునేది..అదేదొ డబ్బులే దొరకాలి అని కొరుకోవచ్చు కద..
అబ్బి గాడు: అవును రా.. నువ్వు చెప్పిందే కరెక్ట్, ఇప్పుడు బంగారం దొరికి దాన్ని అమ్మడం..! ఇదంత టైం వేస్ట్... నాకు డబ్బు దొరకాలి.
సుబ్బి గాడు: ఎంత?
అబ్బి గాడు: ఒక 100 కొట్లు.
సుబ్బి గాడు: ఎలాగు దేవుడినే కదా కొరుకునేది..అదేదొ లక్ష కోట్లు కొరుకోవచ్చు కద.
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అబ్బి గాడు:అవును లె...ఎలాగు దేవుడే కదా.. సరే లక్ష కొట్లు.
సుబ్బి గాడు: ఎం చెస్తావేంటి, లక్ష కోట్లతొ?
అబ్బి గాడు: బిల్డింగులు, కార్లు కొంటాను!
సుబ్బి గాడు: పిచ్చోడ! డైరెక్ట్ గా అవే కోరుకోవచ్చు కద! సరే అవన్ని కొంటే??
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అబ్బి గాడు: ఇంకేముంది హాప్పీ గా ఉండొచ్చు
సుబ్బి గాడు: వెధవ! అదేదొ డైరెక్ట్ గా హాప్పీ గా ఉండాలని కోరుకోవచ్చు కదా..??
అబ్బి గాడు: అరెయ్! నాకు ఏమి వద్దు రా నీకు.దండం రా బాబు
Sasibabu Fan of Pawan Kalyan and Land Acquisition
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Sasibabu
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Sasibabu
Post Number: 14529
Registered: 10-2010
Posted From: 143.166.255.126
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Employee : sir I have not linked my account to Aadhar. But I still got the gas subsidy.
BOSS : Idiot that's not the gas subsidy. That's your increment this year !!
Sasibabu Fan of Pawan Kalyan and Land Acquisition
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Kalikaalam
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Kalikaalam
Post Number: 2453
Registered: 04-2015
Posted From: 171.161.160.10
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Lovebewarsetalk:సుబ్బి గాడు: వెధవ! అదేదొ డైరెక్ట్ గా హాప్పీ గా ఉండాలని కోరుకోవచ్చు కదా..??
 .Good one.Humour+philosophy missed..
"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself and you are the easiest person to fool.” —Richard Feynman
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Lovebewarsetalk
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Lovebewarsetalk
Post Number: 4294
Registered: 08-2014
Posted From: 183.82.98.78
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Anyways you are asking God, right?...
అబ్బి గాడు: ఈ రోడ్డు మీద బంగారం దొరికితే బాగుండు!!
సుబ్బి గాడు: ఎవరిని కొరుకుంటున్నావ్? దేవుడినేన!!
అబ్బి గాడు: అవును రా!! దొరికితే చాలా బాగుండు!
సుబ్బి గాడు: దొరికితే ఎం చేస్తావ్?
అబ్బి గాడు: అమ్మితే డబ్బులు వస్తాయ్, హాయిగ ఖర్చు పెట్టుకోవచ్చు.
సుబ్బి గాడు: ఎలాగు దేవుడినే కదా కొరుకునేది..అదేదొ డబ్బులే దొరకాలి అని కొరుకోవచ్చు కద..
అబ్బి గాడు: అవును రా.. నువ్వు చెప్పిందే కరెక్ట్, ఇప్పుడు బంగారం దొరికి దాన్ని అమ్మడం..! ఇదంత టైం వేస్ట్... నాకు డబ్బు దొరకాలి.
సుబ్బి గాడు: ఎంత?
అబ్బి గాడు: ఒక 100 కొట్లు.
సుబ్బి గాడు: ఎలాగు దేవుడినే కదా కొరుకునేది..అదేదొ లక్ష కోట్లు కొరుకోవచ్చు కద.
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అబ్బి గాడు:అవును లె...ఎలాగు దేవుడే కదా.. సరే లక్ష కొట్లు.
సుబ్బి గాడు: ఎం చెస్తావేంటి, లక్ష కోట్లతొ?
అబ్బి గాడు: బిల్డింగులు, కార్లు కొంటాను!
సుబ్బి గాడు: పిచ్చోడ! డైరెక్ట్ గా అవే కోరుకోవచ్చు కద! సరే అవన్ని కొంటే??
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అబ్బి గాడు: ఇంకేముంది హాప్పీ గా ఉండొచ్చు
సుబ్బి గాడు: వెధవ! అదేదొ డైరెక్ట్ గా హాప్పీ గా ఉండాలని కోరుకోవచ్చు కదా..??
అబ్బి గాడు: అరెయ్! నాకు ఏమి వద్దు రా నీకు.దండం రా బాబు |
Lovebewarsetalk
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Lovebewarsetalk
Post Number: 4292
Registered: 08-2014
Posted From: 183.82.98.78
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Kalikaalam:Santa : "No, he is not studying.....they are studying him
kevvv...
sodharula manobhaavaalu ddebba thintaayi ani vaalla jokes ikkada naan post seyatla...manaki kaavaalsindhi haasyam...haasyam...anthe...
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Dobbey
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Dobbey
Post Number: 22659
Registered: 12-2009
Posted From: 75.64.171.247
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Sasibabu:'Because that's a microwave,' he replied.
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Kalikaalam
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Kalikaalam
Post Number: 2452
Registered: 04-2015
Posted From: 68.93.142.53
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Santa : "I am Proud, coz my son is in Medical College."
Banta: "Oh. Thats great man. What is he studying?"
Santa : "No, he is not studying.....they are studying him
"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself and you are the easiest person to fool.” —Richard Feynman
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Kalikaalam
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Kalikaalam
Post Number: 2451
Registered: 04-2015
Posted From: 68.93.142.53
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Lawyer's perspective
A lawyer was asked: What is your opinion on Ramayana and Mahabharat?'
"One is a Kidnapping case and the other is a Land dispute case"
"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself and you are the easiest person to fool.” —Richard Feynman
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Lovebewarsetalk
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Lovebewarsetalk
Post Number: 4287
Registered: 08-2014
Posted From: 115.42.38.87
| | Posted on Tuesday, February 28, 2017 - 7:15 pm: |
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Kingchoudary:
Sasibabu:Because that's a microwave
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Sasibabu
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Sasibabu
Post Number: 14528
Registered: 10-2010
Posted From: 45.20.143.145
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Sardar Out Shopping
Gatnam went to the sale at electrical shop and he found a bargain. 'I would like to buy this small TV,' he told the salesman.
'Sorry, we don't sell to Sardars,' he replied.
So Gatnam hurried home, removed his turban, and changed his hair style and returned to repeat to the salesman, 'I would like to buy this TV.'
'Sorry, we don't sell to Sardars,' the salesman replied for a second time.
'Damn! Gatnam exploded, 'he recognized me.'
He went for a complete disguise this time, haircut, new hair colour, different clothes, big sunglasses and he waited a few days until he saw the salesman again.
'I would like to buy this TV.'
'Sorry, we don't sell to Sardars,' the salesman replied.
Angry now and frustrated, Gatnam shouted, 'How do you know I'm a Sardar?'
'Because that's a microwave,' he replied.
Sasibabu Fan of Pawan Kalyan and Land Acquisition
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Sasibabu
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Sasibabu
Post Number: 14526
Registered: 10-2010
Posted From: 45.20.143.145
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Lovebewarsetalk:Proofdada: అరేయ్ టీవీ లో చాగంటి గారు చెప్తుంటే విన్నా...బట్టతల ఉంటే ఏదైనా సాధించవచ్చట కదా
LBT: అయ్యో PDgaa, అది బట్టతల కాదురా....పట్టుదల
Sasibabu Fan of Pawan Kalyan and Land Acquisition
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Proofdada
Bewarse Legend
Username: Proofdada
Post Number: 148896
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 205.145.107.101
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Musicfan:
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Musicfan
Bewarse Legend
Username: Musicfan
Post Number: 61283
Registered: 05-2004
Posted From: 63.169.138.2
| | Posted on Tuesday, February 28, 2017 - 11:05 am: |
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Winner Audio Review
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Kingchoudary
Censor Bewarse
Username: Kingchoudary
Post Number: 100841
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 149.5.89.23
| | Posted on Tuesday, February 28, 2017 - 8:32 am: |
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Lovebewarsetalk:Proofdada: అరేయ్ టీవీ లో చాగంటి గారు చెప్తుంటే విన్నా...బట్టతల ఉంటే ఏదైనా సాధించవచ్చట కదా
LBT: అయ్యో PDgaa, అది బట్టతల కాదురా....పట్టుదల
Kiki, PDOdu ane vungtadu thingari naa matta.... |
Pokiriraja
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Pokiriraja
Post Number: 15952
Registered: 02-2005
Posted From: 157.48.0.166
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Thread pin chesi. New thread open chesthame margam annukuntha.
NANDAMURI TARAKA RAMUDIKI HANUMANTHUDHINI NENU.
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Kalikaalam
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Kalikaalam
Post Number: 2447
Registered: 04-2015
Posted From: 171.161.160.10
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Thread loading ki time paduthunnatlu vundi.Archive chesi, continue chese maargam ledaa??
"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself and you are the easiest person to fool.” —Richard Feynman
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Kalikaalam
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Kalikaalam
Post Number: 2446
Registered: 04-2015
Posted From: 171.161.160.10
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Lovebewarsetalk:Proofdada: అరేయ్ టీవీ లో చాగంటి గారు చెప్తుంటే విన్నా...బట్టతల ఉంటే ఏదైనా సాధించవచ్చట కదా LBT: అయ్యో PDgaa, అది బట్టతల కాదురా....పట్టుదల
"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself and you are the easiest person to fool.” —Richard Feynman
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Pokiriraja
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Pokiriraja
Post Number: 15948
Registered: 02-2005
Posted From: 157.48.5.255
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NANDAMURI TARAKA RAMUDIKI HANUMANTHUDHINI NENU.
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Lovebewarsetalk
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Lovebewarsetalk
Post Number: 4285
Registered: 08-2014
Posted From: 125.99.159.178
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Proofdada: అరేయ్ టీవీ లో చాగంటి గారు చెప్తుంటే విన్నా...బట్టతల ఉంటే ఏదైనా సాధించవచ్చట కదా
LBT: అయ్యో PDgaa, అది బట్టతల కాదురా....పట్టుదల
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Lovebewarsetalk
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Lovebewarsetalk
Post Number: 4284
Registered: 08-2014
Posted From: 125.99.159.178
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Tenth standard telugu medium, english class going:
Teacher writes "Nature" on the board and asks one by one to pronounce it...
Proofdada: నటూరె
Gochi: నటూరె
Nallabaal: నటూరె
Irritated, the teacher says if this is the case I will not let you write the board exam...
LBT: If that is the case what will be our ఫుటూరె saar?
Teacher Shocks...LBT Rocks
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Lovebewarsetalk
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Lovebewarsetalk
Post Number: 4283
Registered: 08-2014
Posted From: 125.99.159.178
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Kalikaalam:Opposition leader Jagan: "Adhyakshaa, CBN gaaru nannu ni cell number yentha ani adigaaru? Nenu yemi ayinaa criminal naa, jail lo vunnaanaa??"
CBN:"Adhyakshaa!!Cell number anagaanee aayana bhujaalu thadumukontunnaadu.Nenu adigindi mobile number"..
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Fanno1
Yavvanam Kaatesina Bewarse
Username: Fanno1
Post Number: 9463
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 24.249.211.73
| | Posted on Monday, February 27, 2017 - 3:24 pm: |
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Sasibabu
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Sasibabu
Post Number: 14525
Registered: 10-2010
Posted From: 143.166.255.127
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Kalikaalam:Opposition leader Jagan: "Adhyakshaa, CBN gaaru nannu ni cell number yentha ani adigaaru? Nenu yemi ayinaa criminal naa, jail lo vunnaanaa??"
CBN:"Adhyakshaa!!Cell number anagaanee aayana bhujaalu thadumukontunnaadu.Nenu adigindi mobile number"..
Sasibabu Fan of Pawan Kalyan and Land Acquisition
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Kalikaalam
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Kalikaalam
Post Number: 2443
Registered: 04-2015
Posted From: 68.93.142.53
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After the war with Ravana and Rama,
Hanumanji submitted his Travel Allowance Bill for his official tour for collecting Sanjeevani Booti to Ayodhya administration.
The Auditor in Bill Section raised 3 objections :
(1) Hanumanji did not take prior permission of the appropriate authority (Bharat), the King of Ayodhya, during the relevant time for his travel
(2) Hanumanji being Grade 2-officer was not entitled to air travel;
(3) Hanumanji was asked to bring Sanjeevani Booti, just a single plant, but he carried a whole mountain (unauthorized excess baggage).
The Auditor returned the bill. King Ram could do nothing except mark it down for re-examination.
A worried Hanumanji approached the Auditor and offered a bribe of 20% of the T.A.Bill amount.
The Auditor now wrote on the Bill :
Re-examined :
1. Even during the relevant time, Ram was still the king through his Paduka.
2. Further in an emergency, non-entitled officers can be authorized ex-post facto to fly.
3. Also excess baggage is justified as bringing a wrong plant would have entailed multiple journeys with extra cost; hence bill may be paid.
Ram ji shocked !!😳
That's Accounts department
😂😂😂😂😝😝
Wish u a happy financial year ending
"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself and you are the easiest person to fool.” —Richard Feynman
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Kalikaalam
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Kalikaalam
Post Number: 2442
Registered: 04-2015
Posted From: 171.161.160.10
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Pokiriraja:
yento, whatsapp lo vahcindi copy and paste chesaa..
"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself and you are the easiest person to fool.” —Richard Feynman
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Pokiriraja
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Pokiriraja
Post Number: 15945
Registered: 02-2005
Posted From: 157.48.4.147
| | Posted on Monday, February 27, 2017 - 9:38 am: |
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NANDAMURI TARAKA RAMUDIKI HANUMANTHUDHINI NENU.
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Kalikaalam
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Kalikaalam
Post Number: 2440
Registered: 04-2015
Posted From: 171.161.160.10
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Opposition leader Jagan: "Adhyakshaa, CBN gaaru nannu ni cell number yentha ani adigaaru? Nenu yemi ayinaa criminal naa, jail lo vunnaanaa??"
CBN:"Adhyakshaa!!Cell number anagaanee aayana bhujaalu thadumukontunnaadu.Nenu adigindi mobile number"..
"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself and you are the easiest person to fool.” —Richard Feynman
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Sasibabu
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Sasibabu
Post Number: 14519
Registered: 10-2010
Posted From: 45.20.143.145
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Kalikaalam:Real gaa jariginadi.
writer Aarudra gaaru "Vuyyaala-Jampala" lo raasina paata "Konda gaali thirigindi..gunde vusu laadindi" baagaa popular ayi, radios and Gram phone records lo baagaa moguthunna rojullo..
Aarudra gaaru yedo pani mida Godavari jilla velli padava daatuthunnappudu, aa boat driver yi paata ni hum chesthunnaadu. Yiyanaki ki santhosham vesi 'nene yi paata raasaanu" ani cheppukondaamani "yemoy? yi paataa yevaru raasaaro thelusaa??" ani adigithe, aa padava vaadu"yevaro gaani, xlanja kodudku ..bhale raasaadu andi" annadu anta.
Sasibabu Fan of Pawan Kalyan and Land Acquisition
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Lovebewarsetalk
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Lovebewarsetalk
Post Number: 4273
Registered: 08-2014
Posted From: 103.193.25.32
| | Posted on Friday, February 24, 2017 - 10:56 pm: |
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Kalikaalam:yevaro gaani, xlanja kodudku ..bhale raasaadu andi
Sasibabu:OK. Here, whisper in my ear
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Sasibabu
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Sasibabu
Post Number: 14518
Registered: 10-2010
Posted From: 45.20.143.145
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Once there was a liitle boy in church. He had to go to the bathroom so he told his mother, ''Mommy, I have to piss.''
The mother said, ''Son don't say piss in church. Next time you have to piss, say, 'whisper' because it is more polite.
The next Sunday, the litle boy was sitting by his father this time, and once again, he had to go to the bathroom.
He told his father, ''Daddy I have to whisper.''
The father said, ''OK. Here, whisper in my ear.''
Sasibabu Fan of Pawan Kalyan and Land Acquisition
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Kalikaalam
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Kalikaalam
Post Number: 2436
Registered: 04-2015
Posted From: 171.161.160.10
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Kalikaalam: "Konda gaali thirigindi..gunde vusu laadindi"
Yi paata ki orginal kudaa Godavari districts loni folk song anta.
"Konda gaali thirigindi. Koduku kemo lechindi.Kodalni pamparaa viyyankudaa?" ane paata ni cinema ki anugunam gaa maarchi raasaanu ani cheppaaru.
"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself and you are the easiest person to fool.” —Richard Feynman
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Kalikaalam
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Kalikaalam
Post Number: 2435
Registered: 04-2015
Posted From: 171.161.160.10
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Miku nachina best awardyenti ante, aarudra gaaru paina chppina incident cheppi, "vaadu ichinde best award" ani murisipothu vundevaaru anta.
"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself and you are the easiest person to fool.” —Richard Feynman
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Kalikaalam
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Kalikaalam
Post Number: 2434
Registered: 04-2015
Posted From: 171.161.160.10
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Real gaa jariginadi.
writer Aarudra gaaru "Vuyyaala-Jampala" lo raasina paata "Konda gaali thirigindi..gunde vusu laadindi" baagaa popular ayi, radios and Gram phone records lo baagaa moguthunna rojullo..
Aarudra gaaru yedo pani mida Godavari jilla velli padava daatuthunnappudu, aa boat driver yi paata ni hum chesthunnaadu. Yiyanaki ki santhosham vesi 'nene yi paata raasaanu" ani cheppukondaamani "yemoy? yi paataa yevaru raasaaro thelusaa??" ani adigithe, aa padava vaadu"yevaro gaani, xlanja kodudku ..bhale raasaadu andi" annadu anta.
"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself and you are the easiest person to fool.” —Richard Feynman
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Kalikaalam
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Kalikaalam
Post Number: 2433
Registered: 04-2015
Posted From: 171.161.160.10
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Lovebewarsetalk:...so frog thighs fry is prepared, we seniors used to enjoy it with rice...
  
"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself and you are the easiest person to fool.” —Richard Feynman
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Lovebewarsetalk
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Lovebewarsetalk
Post Number: 4261
Registered: 08-2014
Posted From: 125.99.159.178
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Kalikaalam:
Adventures of LBT
Yaa, we used to do frog dissection in practicals when we are juniors... armed with that experience and powered by seniority when we came to xi and xii, we used to send out a bunch of juniors with plastic covers to go source some gaandru kappalu...we really used to get nice, good big ones...we used to sleightly and neatly dissect them...take only their thighs, clean hot water wash, and fry them...so frog thighs fry is prepared, we seniors used to enjoy it with rice...and also throw in a piece or two for the juniors who got them..they also used to have food with us...and those moments for them are like proud moments...
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Kalikaalam
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Kalikaalam
Post Number: 2432
Registered: 04-2015
Posted From: 171.161.160.10
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Lovebewarsetalk:Dog meat is common in north-eastern states like Nagaland etc...
Assalu manishi thinani janthuvu yi bhumi mida vundaa ane anumaanam vasthundi naaku. yedo oka prantham lo yedo oka animal ni thintune vuntaaru including snakes,ants,bees etc..
"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself and you are the easiest person to fool.” —Richard Feynman
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Lovebewarsetalk
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Lovebewarsetalk
Post Number: 4258
Registered: 08-2014
Posted From: 125.99.159.178
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Kalikaalam:మన కుక్క కనిపించడం లేదు. ముందు ఆ సంగతి చూడండి
Dog meat is common in north-eastern states like Nagaland etc...where they serve it in hotels, and not even a single menu card/display misses dog meat in it...
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Lovebewarsetalk
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Lovebewarsetalk
Post Number: 4257
Registered: 08-2014
Posted From: 125.99.159.178
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Proofdada:crore
10000000, lekkedithe 7 unnayendhi?
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Proofdada
Bewarse Legend
Username: Proofdada
Post Number: 148853
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 205.145.107.52
| | Posted on Friday, February 24, 2017 - 8:07 am: |
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Lovebewarsetalk:
pissa edhava 'crore' lo vundhi okka 'o' ne kadha dhedh dhimak... |
Lovebewarsetalk
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Lovebewarsetalk
Post Number: 4256
Registered: 08-2014
Posted From: 125.99.159.178
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Proofdada and LBT over a weekend drink...
Proodada: Arey, do you know what my goal in life is?
LBT: Do you have goals also in life, mukham choodu...eppudu aa BTDB lo postinglu esukuntaa...
Proofdada: Am serious ra
LBT: Okay, say me
Proofdada: BTDB lo 1 crore posts is my target/goal
LBT: Wtf? 1 crore...do you know how many 'o' s are there in a crore?
Proofdada: idhi bhi oka questionaa? only one
LBT: Ohho...nee drushtilo 1 crore ante 10 aaaa?
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Kalikaalam
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Kalikaalam
Post Number: 2430
Registered: 04-2015
Posted From: 171.159.64.10
| | Posted on Friday, February 24, 2017 - 7:52 am: |
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Santa goes to see an astrologer.
Astrologer: You are the father of three children.
Santa: Oye Khote! I have four children
Astrologer: That’s what you think!
"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself and you are the easiest person to fool.” —Richard Feynman
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Kalikaalam
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Kalikaalam
Post Number: 2429
Registered: 04-2015
Posted From: 171.159.64.10
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తాగుబోతు
ఓ తాగుబోతు ... ఫ్రెండ్స్ కోసం పార్టీ ని బయట ఏర్పాటు చేసి. .ఇంట్లో వున్నా మేకని ... ఎవరికీ తెలీకుండా ... ఎత్తుకెళ్లి పార్టీ చేసాడు.
రాత్రి అంతా ..... పార్టీ లో బాగా మస్త్ మజా చేసాడు ఫ్రెండ్స్ తో...... చాలా ఎంజాయ్ చేసారు అందరూ
ఉదయన్నే హుషారుగా ... సంత్రుప్తిగా ఇంటికెళ్లాడు...
ఆరుబయటే నిలబడి పోయాడు ఆశ్ఛర్యo తో... ఇంటిముందర గుంజకి కట్టి వున్న మేకని చూసి ....
లోపలికె వెళ్ళి .... భార్య తో
భర్త : " మేక ఎక్కడ నుండి వచ్చింది ? "
భార్య : " మేక సంగతి తరువాత .... రాత్రి నుండీ ... మన కుక్క కనిపించడం లేదు. ముందు ఆ సంగతి చూడండి "
"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself and you are the easiest person to fool.” —Richard Feynman
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Kalikaalam
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Kalikaalam
Post Number: 2424
Registered: 04-2015
Posted From: 171.161.160.10
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Lovebewarsetalk:"సరిగ్గా చూడు... అది బట్టలమ్మే షాపు కాదు... ఇస్త్రీ షాపు" తల బాదుకున్నాడు భర్త
"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself and you are the easiest person to fool.” —Richard Feynman
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Kalikaalam
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Kalikaalam
Post Number: 2423
Registered: 04-2015
Posted From: 171.161.160.10
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Lovebewarsetalk:Proofdada: What did you eat in the morning? LBT: Bread Omlet and Chicken Burger with Coke Proofdada: This is not facebook, say me the truth LBT: Last night's left over rice
"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself and you are the easiest person to fool.” —Richard Feynman
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Lovebewarsetalk
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Lovebewarsetalk
Post Number: 4250
Registered: 08-2014
Posted From: 125.99.159.178
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On their way home, wife and husband saw a board that read, Benares Saree-Rs.10, Nylon Saree-Rs.8, Cotton Saree-Rs.6
not able to control her excitement and happiness, wife asked husband: "Wow, what an offer! Give me Rs.50, I will purchase 6 sarees and come..."
"సరిగ్గా చూడు... అది బట్టలమ్మే షాపు కాదు... ఇస్త్రీ షాపు" తల బాదుకున్నాడు భర్త
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Lovebewarsetalk
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Lovebewarsetalk
Post Number: 4249
Registered: 08-2014
Posted From: 125.99.159.178
| | Posted on Friday, February 24, 2017 - 3:21 am: |
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Proofdada: What did you eat in the morning?
LBT: Bread Omlet and Chicken Burger with Coke
Proofdada: This is not facebook, say me the truth
LBT: Last night's left over rice
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Lovebewarsetalk
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Lovebewarsetalk
Post Number: 4243
Registered: 08-2014
Posted From: 103.193.26.67
| | Posted on Thursday, February 23, 2017 - 10:08 pm: |
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Musicfan:LBT jujubee
Proofdada:synonyms nu elaa cover cheesthavu nuvvu ravu ji ...
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/sCVNUqIaGl4/hqdefault.jpg
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Ramu
Yavvanam Kaatesina Bewarse
Username: Ramu
Post Number: 7572
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 204.63.44.143
| | Posted on Thursday, February 23, 2017 - 5:57 pm: |
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Some Cricket related:
In a county match in England, Thomas was bowling to Richards and getting a few to whizz past the bat. After Richards played and missed another one, Thomas said: "It's red, it's round. Now fucken hit it!". This obviously angered Richards who proceeded to hit the next ball out of the ground. Richards: "You know what it looks like now go and get it."
James Ormond came out to bat in a match with Australia. Mark Waugh, at slip, let rip: "What are you doing out here? You're too shit to play for England!" Ormond replied: "Maybe so, but at least I'm the best player in my family".
Fred Trueman was bowling and got an edge from the batsman which went between Row's legs, who was fielding at slip. At the end of the over, Row runs over to Trueman and says: "Sorry Fred, I should've kept my legs closed". Trueman: "So should your mother".
In one test between the West Indians and the Indians Sunil Gavaskar decided to drop down to no.4 from his usual opening position. Malcolm Marshall then proceeded to dismiss Gaekwad and Vengsarkar for no score. When Gavaskar came out to bat Richards said: "Man it don't matter where you come in, the score is still zero!"
Mike Whitney was on the field as a sub fielder while Shastri was batting. Shastri hits the ball to Whitney and contemplates a single. Whitney throws the ball in and says: "Stay in your crease or I'll break your fucken head". Shastri replies: "If you could bowl as well as you talk you wouldn't be the fucken 12th man!".
An Australian batsman was walking onto the field, opened the gate and before he could shut it, Trueman remarked: "Don't bother shutting it, son, you won't be there long enough".
During a One-dayer between Australia and Sri Lanka Ranatunga decided he needed a runner. The stump microphone then picked up the following sledge from Healy: "You don't get a runner for being an overweight, fat cunt".
In a Sheffield Shield match Steve Waugh was taking his time getting ready to face his first ball. Taking guard, scratching out his mark, looking at the field settings. Jamie Siddons decided enough was enough and remarked: "For ••••'s sake, mate, it's not a fucken test match!". To which Waugh replied: "Of course it's not... You're here".
Merv was bowling a few crackers that Smith couldn't even get an edge to. Merv: "If you turn the bat over you'll get the instructions mate".
In the 1999 World Cup Australia needed to beat South Africa to keep their tournament hopes alive. Steve Waugh was on 56* and leading Aus to victory when he gifted Gibbs a simple catch. Gibbs went to celebrate the catch but instead dropped it, leaving Waugh to retort: "You've just dropped the World Cup". He was right too, Aussie went on to win the game and the tournament, knocking out South Africa in the process.
rAmu(Du) manci bAluDu cinnappaTinuncI intE
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Musicfan
Bewarse Legend
Username: Musicfan
Post Number: 61235
Registered: 05-2004
Posted From: 63.169.138.2
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Lovebewarsetalk:what me? in all threads??
aa gif esi delete chesaru gaa, anduke anna..
Winner Audio Review
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Musicfan
Bewarse Legend
Username: Musicfan
Post Number: 61234
Registered: 05-2004
Posted From: 63.169.138.2
| | Posted on Thursday, February 23, 2017 - 5:51 pm: |
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Lovebewarsetalk:
Winner Audio Review
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Lovebewarsetalk
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Lovebewarsetalk
Post Number: 4241
Registered: 08-2014
Posted From: 103.193.26.67
| | Posted on Thursday, February 23, 2017 - 12:56 pm: |
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Musicfan: God give me intelligence
God: I gave you enough\
Musicfan: Then why LBT questions me abt my jolly attitude?
God: cos, you worry about the cap that has been lost, and he worries about the pen that was also lost...
Musicfan: Is that a joke?
God: Your doubt makes me feel so like one...
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Musicfan
Bewarse Legend
Username: Musicfan
Post Number: 61223
Registered: 05-2004
Posted From: 63.169.138.2
| | Posted on Thursday, February 23, 2017 - 12:39 pm: |
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Lovebewarsetalk:
anni threads lo este kaadu- oka sari estene adi joke,
Winner Audio Review
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Proofdada
Bewarse Legend
Username: Proofdada
Post Number: 148845
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 205.145.107.101
| | Posted on Thursday, February 23, 2017 - 10:34 am: |
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Musicfan:LBT jujubee
synonyms nu elaa cover cheesthavu nuvvu ravu ji ... |
Kalikaalam
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Kalikaalam
Post Number: 2418
Registered: 04-2015
Posted From: 68.93.142.53
| | Posted on Thursday, February 23, 2017 - 10:27 am: |
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Power cuts are the only time
the whole family assembles together and members speak to each other. ...
as Wi-Fi also remains off...
Seeing this,
Electricity Board has decided to have a tagline called
*"Connecting People by Disconnecting Power"!*
...... Powerful Message😜
"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself and you are the easiest person to fool.” —Richard Feynman
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Gochi
Censor Bewarse
Username: Gochi
Post Number: 88048
Registered: 07-2004
Posted From: 64.121.67.210
| | Posted on Wednesday, February 22, 2017 - 9:01 pm: |
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Ramu:How to speak english in presentation ceremony?
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Musicfan
Bewarse Legend
Username: Musicfan
Post Number: 61210
Registered: 05-2004
Posted From: 73.191.151.120
| | Posted on Wednesday, February 22, 2017 - 8:59 pm: |
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Ramu gari viswaroopam mundu LBT jujubee
Winner Audio Review
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Stewie
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Stewie
Post Number: 4158
Registered: 03-2011
Posted From: 73.176.129.34
| | Posted on Wednesday, February 22, 2017 - 8:42 pm: |
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Ramu:. Please tell me more about this wall
technically , That already counts as 3rd wish.
A Famous Quote starts with a... and ends with this.
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Kalikaalam
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Kalikaalam
Post Number: 2413
Registered: 04-2015
Posted From: 171.161.160.10
| | Posted on Wednesday, February 22, 2017 - 3:26 pm: |
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Ramu:Maid: "What? So we all use our work phone. What's the Big deal??!"
"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself and you are the easiest person to fool.” —Richard Feynman
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Tingari_xx
Bewarse Legend
Username: Tingari_xx
Post Number: 51796
Registered: 08-2006
Posted From: 76.109.163.196
| | Posted on Wednesday, February 22, 2017 - 2:53 pm: |
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sasbob encouragement tho ee thread 1k kottestadi |
Proofdada
Bewarse Legend
Username: Proofdada
Post Number: 148834
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 205.145.107.101
| | Posted on Wednesday, February 22, 2017 - 1:49 pm: |
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kiki... |
Sasibabu
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Sasibabu
Post Number: 14517
Registered: 10-2010
Posted From: 143.166.226.114
| | Posted on Wednesday, February 22, 2017 - 1:20 pm: |
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Ninna kala lo RCT vachadu, maaku anthaku mundhe parichayam vunnattundhi.
RCT and nenu flight lo pothunnamu pakka pakkana kurchoni....
RCT: Thondarlone inko match chudali naaku annadu, nenu yendhku ippudu yemayyindhi ante....
Yee roju kakapothey repu ayina memu cuteef, nannu monna kindal chesindhi annadu.
Nenu: Yee thuri matuku naa mata vini Godavari zilla lo cops lo middle class ammayini chusi pelli chesuko, appude nee life stable gaa vuntadhi annanu.
RCT: Andhuku oppukunnadu.
Anthaku mundhu roju valla intlo yedho function ayyindhi, daani gurichi diskamu.
Nenu: PK yendhuku raledhu Cherry.
RCT: Yenni sarlu pilavali vadini, pichi pulka gaadu, bottu petti pilavala, nenu lite theesukunna.
Nenu: Yes, aadoka item, geetem ani kakkesa
Nenu: Nuvvu manchi stories, directors ni set chesukovatledhu, lekapothey nee graph yekkado vuntadhi.
RCT: Ika meedata nundi manidharam kalasi decide chedhamu.
Sasibabu Fan of Pawan Kalyan and Land Acquisition
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Sasibabu
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Sasibabu
Post Number: 14516
Registered: 10-2010
Posted From: 143.166.226.114
| | Posted on Wednesday, February 22, 2017 - 1:18 pm: |
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Kalikaalam: LBT ki abhinandanalu.
Rockstar of BTDB ...LBT jee
Sasibabu Fan of Pawan Kalyan and Land Acquisition
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Kalikaalam
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Kalikaalam
Post Number: 2412
Registered: 04-2015
Posted From: 171.161.160.10
| | Posted on Wednesday, February 22, 2017 - 12:53 pm: |
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Gochi2:100 kottinchadaaniki andaru paduthunna thapathrayam choosi nenu kooda oka cheyyi veddaamani ala
Kalikaalam:yenti okka 100 aa?? atlaa chusthu vundu...
Already 200 crossed..Meaning and fun mix chesthe thread ikkada kudaa hundeds koduthundi ani prove chesina LBT ki abhinandanalu..
"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself and you are the easiest person to fool.” —Richard Feynman
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Proofdada
Bewarse Legend
Username: Proofdada
Post Number: 148833
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 166.137.136.29
| | Posted on Wednesday, February 22, 2017 - 12:48 pm: |
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oooooookkkkkk... |
Sasibabu
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Sasibabu
Post Number: 14515
Registered: 10-2010
Posted From: 143.166.255.127
| | Posted on Wednesday, February 22, 2017 - 12:33 pm: |
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Ramu jee Daya gaadi Dhandayatra sesinattunaaru thed meedha
Sasibabu Fan of Pawan Kalyan and Land Acquisition
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Lovebewarsetalk
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Lovebewarsetalk
Post Number: 4236
Registered: 08-2014
Posted From: 103.193.26.67
| | Posted on Wednesday, February 22, 2017 - 11:47 am: |
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Ramu:How to speak english in presentation ceremony?
kadhaaa......
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Ramu
Yavvanam Kaatesina Bewarse
Username: Ramu
Post Number: 7567
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 204.63.44.144
| | Posted on Wednesday, February 22, 2017 - 11:45 am: |
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More later...
rAmu(Du) manci bAluDu cinnappaTinuncI intE
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Ramu
Yavvanam Kaatesina Bewarse
Username: Ramu
Post Number: 7566
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 204.63.44.144
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What is the biggest pressure for pakistan cricket team, When they have one run to chase in 8 overs with five wickets in hand.
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How to speak english in presentation ceremony?
rAmu(Du) manci bAluDu cinnappaTinuncI intE
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Lovebewarsetalk
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Lovebewarsetalk
Post Number: 4235
Registered: 08-2014
Posted From: 103.193.26.67
| | Posted on Wednesday, February 22, 2017 - 11:43 am: |
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don't spam this thread...its sacred for all of us...
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Lovebewarsetalk
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Lovebewarsetalk
Post Number: 4234
Registered: 08-2014
Posted From: 103.193.26.67
| | Posted on Wednesday, February 22, 2017 - 11:41 am: |
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Ramu:Johnny says, "Early this morning, I was walking past your room, and I heard you tell Mommy that you were pulling out, and Mommy said that you should wait because she was coming too, and I'll be damned if I'll get stuck with an $80,000 mortgage!"
how smart...
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Ramu
Yavvanam Kaatesina Bewarse
Username: Ramu
Post Number: 7565
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 204.63.44.144
| | Posted on Wednesday, February 22, 2017 - 11:40 am: |
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The phone bill was exceptionally high. Man called a
family meeting to discuss. Dad: This is unacceptable. I don't use home phone,
I use my work phone. Mum: Me too. I hardly use home phone. I use my
companies phone Son: I use my office mobile, I never use the home
phone. All of them shocked and together look at the maid
who's patiently listening to them. Maid: "What? So we all use our work phone. What's
the Big deal??!"
rAmu(Du) manci bAluDu cinnappaTinuncI intE
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Ramu
Yavvanam Kaatesina Bewarse
Username: Ramu
Post Number: 7564
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 204.63.44.144
| | Posted on Wednesday, February 22, 2017 - 11:39 am: |
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In order to develop friendly relationship between the two countries, Atal Behari Vajpayee and Pervez Musharraf decided to visit each other's country regularly.
The first visit was by Vajpayee to Pakistan. There Musharraf showed him Pakistan's modern telecommunication systems. It was so good that Vajpayee made a call to the Devil in hell and talked to him for 5 minutes! The bill for the call came to only Re.1.
When Vajpayee came back, he also wanted India's telecommunication systems to be at the best when Musharraf visited India. Suitable arrangements were made.
Mushrraf came to India, visited the telecom department and talked to Zia-ul-Haq in hell for 5 minutes. But this time, the bill was Rs. 500!
Musharraf asked with a sarcastic smile - "Why are telephone calls to hell so costly in India ?"
A High level diplomat gave a smiling reply - "From Pakistan to hell, it is a local call, Sir, while from India, it is long distance!".
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Ramu
Yavvanam Kaatesina Bewarse
Username: Ramu
Post Number: 7563
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 204.63.44.144
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General Musharraf driving round Islamabad came across long queues of Pakistanis outside several embassies wanting visas and entry permits to go abroad.
He got out of his car and joined a line to find out why so many people wanted to leave the country.
No sooner did people see their President with them they left the queue to return to their homes.
President Mushaeeaf asked them why they were doing so. They replied: "If you are leaving Pakistan there is no need for us to go."
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Lovebewarsetalk
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Lovebewarsetalk
Post Number: 4233
Registered: 08-2014
Posted From: 103.193.26.67
| | Posted on Wednesday, February 22, 2017 - 11:38 am: |
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Ramu: No, but i have got some SOLID LEADS ...?
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Ramu
Yavvanam Kaatesina Bewarse
Username: Ramu
Post Number: 7562
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 204.63.44.144
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Insect in a Beer. What people from different nations do
Englishman : Throws his mug away and walks out
American : Takes the insect out and drinks the beer
Chinese : Eats the insect and throws the beer away
Indian : Sells the beer to the American and insect to the Chinese and gets a new mug of beer.
Pakistani : Accuses the Indian for throwing insect into his beer, relates the issue to Kashmir, asks the Chinese for Military aid, takes a loan from the American to buy one more mug of beer.
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Ramu
Yavvanam Kaatesina Bewarse
Username: Ramu
Post Number: 7561
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 204.63.44.144
| | Posted on Wednesday, February 22, 2017 - 11:37 am: |
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Pak dictator Zia is speeding through Germany with his chauffeur at the wheel on his way to an important address.
Driving down a country road, the chauffeur (who is distracted, looking out the window at the countryside) doesn't see a pig walk out onto the road, and he hits it.
Stopping the car, he jumps out, and Zia climbs out also to see what is going on.
The chauffeur, very distressed by what he's done asks Zia what they should do, and Zia tells him impatiently that they're in a hurry and they should move the pig to the side of the road and go to the address and worry about it later.
All the way to the address the chauffeur, who is a fairly good-hearted person despite his employer, is worried about the family who owned the pig and wondered how they'd react to discovering the pig, so when they arrived he asked Zia whether he shouldn't drive back to the farm and let them know what happened.
Zia agrees before hurrying to the podium, and the Chauffeur hurries back down the road.
Four hours later, he was stumbling down the road, his arms full of gifts.
Zia in a rage demands to know what has happened to him, and the chauffeur explains,
"I did what I thought was right.
I went to the farm where I killed the pig.
When I went and knocked on the door and gave them the news, they gave me these gifts, fed me the best food I've ever tasted and then sent me on my way."
Zia seemed confused by this and asks his chauffeur, "well what exactly did you tell them"
To which the chauffeur replied "I really can't understand it either, all I did was tell them "I'm Zia's Chauffeur, and I killed the pig."
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Ramu
Yavvanam Kaatesina Bewarse
Username: Ramu
Post Number: 7560
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 204.63.44.144
| | Posted on Wednesday, February 22, 2017 - 11:36 am: |
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Three guys, a Pak, a Sri Lankan and an Indian are out walking together one day.
They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.
"I will give you each one wish, that's three wishes total" says the Genie.
The Sri Lankan says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm.
I want the land to be forever fertile in Sri Lanka." With a blink of the Genie's eye,'FOOM' the land in Sri Lanka was forever made fertile for farming.
The Paki was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Pakistan, so that no foreigners can come into our precious state."
Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' there was a huge wall around Pakistan.
The Indian asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall."
The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick and completely surrounds the state.Nothing can get in or out."
The Indian says, "My wish is that you fill it up with water."
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Ramu
Yavvanam Kaatesina Bewarse
Username: Ramu
Post Number: 7559
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 204.63.44.144
| | Posted on Wednesday, February 22, 2017 - 11:35 am: |
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Banta was in the army.
During the war with Pakistan, Banta used his intelligence to kill many Pakistani soldiers.
He would hide behind the bushes and shout Pakistani names like - Imran Khan etc. and the soldier named Imran Khan would get up to say "I am here !" Then Banta would shoot him down.
This went on till Banta almost wiped out all the soldiers single handedly!Suddenly the Pakistani commander realized that Banta was killing all his soldiers by fooling them.
So he decides to use Banta's own method to kill him and starts calling him names like Banta etc.
Banta realizing that the Pakistani was using his trick, suddenly says "Who called me?" and the Commander gets up to say "I called you."
Boom....Banta shoots him down!
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Lovebewarsetalk
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Lovebewarsetalk
Post Number: 4232
Registered: 08-2014
Posted From: 103.193.26.67
| | Posted on Wednesday, February 22, 2017 - 11:35 am: |
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Ramu: మన పెళ్ళి కాక ముందు ఇలా చెబితే మా నాన్న చచ్చేటట్టు కొట్టాడండి
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Ramu
Yavvanam Kaatesina Bewarse
Username: Ramu
Post Number: 7558
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 204.63.44.144
| | Posted on Wednesday, February 22, 2017 - 11:34 am: |
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Through the center of Lahore there's the new Indo-Pak train speeding along (Samjhuata Express or whatever - which goes between India and Pak).
In one compartment of the train there are four people.
A beautiful vivacious young woman, an old matronly woman, a Pakistani soldier, and our own Santa Singh.
Suddenly the train goes through a tunnel.
It is completely dark. Then is heard a loud kiss and an equally powerful slap.
When the train exits the tunnel, the Pakistani soldier is holding the side of his face, and Santa Singh is grinning his face off.
The old matronly woman thinks : "Now that's a fine young woman, the Pakistani soldier tries to steal a kiss in the tunnel and the lady slaps him one!"
The young woman is thinking : "Now that's a strange Pakistani soldier, he'd rather kiss that old hag than me."
The Pakistani soldier is thinking : "Now that's a smart Indian, he steals the kiss and I get slapped."
And Santa Singh is thinking : "Gee I'm smart! We go through the tunnel, I kiss my hand and get away with slapping a Pakistani soldier."
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Ramu
Yavvanam Kaatesina Bewarse
Username: Ramu
Post Number: 7557
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 204.63.44.144
| | Posted on Wednesday, February 22, 2017 - 11:32 am: |
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Little Johnny asks his father for a $200 bicycle for his birthday.
Johnny's father says, "We have an $80,000 mortgage on the house, and I just got laid off! There won't be a $200 bike this year."
Two days later, Little Johnny walks out of the house with all his belongings in a suitcase. His father asks him why he's leaving.
Johnny says, "Early this morning, I was walking past your room, and I heard you tell Mommy that you were pulling out, and Mommy said that you should wait because she was coming too, and I'll be damned if I'll get stuck with an $80,000 mortgage!"
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Ramu
Yavvanam Kaatesina Bewarse
Username: Ramu
Post Number: 7556
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 204.63.44.144
| | Posted on Wednesday, February 22, 2017 - 11:31 am: |
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Little Johnny is always being teased by the other neighborhood boys for being stupid. Their favorite joke is to offer Johnny his choice between a nickel and a dime -- Little Johnny always takes the nickel.
One day, after Johnny takes the nickel, a neighbor man takes him aside and says, "Johnny, those boys are making fun of you. Don't you know that a dime is worth more than a nickel, even though the nickel's bigger?"
Johnny grins and says, "Well, if I took the dime, they'd stop doing it, and so far I've made $20!"
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Ramu
Yavvanam Kaatesina Bewarse
Username: Ramu
Post Number: 7555
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 204.63.44.144
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While playing in the backyard, Little Johnny kills a honeybee. His father sees him killing the honeybee and angrily says, "No honey for you for one month!"
Later that afternoon, Johnny's dad catches him tearing the wings off a butterfly. "That's it! No butter for you for one month!" says his dad.
Later that evening as Johnny's mother cooks dinner, a cockroach run across the kitchen floor. She jumps and stomps on it, and then looks up to find Little Johnny and her husband watching her.
Little Johnny looks at his father and says, "Are you going to tell her, Dad, or do you want me to?"
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Ramu
Yavvanam Kaatesina Bewarse
Username: Ramu
Post Number: 7554
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 204.63.44.144
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Little Johnny runs into his house and asks, "Mommy, can little girls have babies?"
"No," says his mom, "Of course not."
After Little Johnny runs back outside, his mom hears him yell to his girl friend, "It's OK, we can keep playing!"
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Ramu
Yavvanam Kaatesina Bewarse
Username: Ramu
Post Number: 7553
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 204.63.44.144
| | Posted on Wednesday, February 22, 2017 - 11:29 am: |
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A new teacher tries to make use of her psychology courses. The first day of class, she starts by saying, "Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!"
After a few seconds, Little Johnny stands up. The teacher asks, "Do you think you're stupid, Johnny?"
"No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself."
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Lovebewarsetalk
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Lovebewarsetalk
Post Number: 4231
Registered: 08-2014
Posted From: 103.193.26.67
| | Posted on Wednesday, February 22, 2017 - 11:29 am: |
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Ramu:పనిమనిషి: నాకెందుకమ్మా మీ చీర. మీ చీర కట్టుకుంటే మీరు అనుకుని అయ్యగారు నా వైపు కూడా చూడరు. ఇప్పుడైతే చక్కగా నెలకి ఒక కొత్త చీర కొని పెడుతున్నారు...
bhayyaa nuvvu rangam loki digithe ee thed inkaa funny gaa untadhi...this joke says it all...
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Ramu
Yavvanam Kaatesina Bewarse
Username: Ramu
Post Number: 7552
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 204.63.44.144
| | Posted on Wednesday, February 22, 2017 - 11:29 am: |
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A man frantically speaks into the phone, "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"
"Is this her first child?" the doctor asks.
"No, you idiot!" the man shouts. "This is her husband!"
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Ramu
Yavvanam Kaatesina Bewarse
Username: Ramu
Post Number: 7551
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 204.63.44.144
| | Posted on Wednesday, February 22, 2017 - 11:28 am: |
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Once upon a time, two little boys, Sammy and Tim, were sharing a room in the hospital. As they were getting to know each other a little bit, Sammy eventually asked Tim, "Hey, what're you in for?"
"I'm getting my tonsils out. I'm a little worried," said Tim.
"Oh, don't worry about it," Sammy said. "I had my tonsils out and it was a blast! I got to eat all the ice cream and Jell-O I wanted for two weeks!"
"Oh yeah?'' replied Tim. "That's not half-bad. So, Sammy, how about you? What're you here for?"
"I'm getting a circumcision, whatever that is," Sammy answered.
"Oh my god, circumcision? I got one of those when I was a baby and I couldn't walk for two years!"
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Ramu
Yavvanam Kaatesina Bewarse
Username: Ramu
Post Number: 7550
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 204.63.44.144
| | Posted on Wednesday, February 22, 2017 - 11:27 am: |
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On Christmas morning, a cop on horseback sits at a traffic light next to a kid on a shiny new bike.
The cop says to the kid, "Nice bike you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?"
The kid says, "Yeah."
The cop says, "Well, next year, tell Santa to put a tail light on that bike."
The cop then issues the kid a $20 bicycle safety violation ticket.
The kid takes the ticket and says, "By the way, that's a nice horse you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?"
Humoring the kid, the cop says, "Yeah, he sure did."
The kid says, "Well, next year tell Santa to put the d**k underneath the horse, instead of on top."
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Ramu
Yavvanam Kaatesina Bewarse
Username: Ramu
Post Number: 7549
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 204.63.44.144
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A couple had two mischievous little boys, ages eight and 10. At their wits' end, the parents contacted a clergyman who had been successful in rehabilitating bad children in the past.
The clergyman asked to see the boys individually. The eight-year-old was sent to meet with him first. The clergyman sat the boy down and asked him sternly, "Where is God?"
The boy made no response, so the clergyman repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God?"
Again the boy made no attempt to answer, so the clergyman raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face, "WHERE IS GOD?"
At that, the boy bolted from the room, ran directly home, and slammed himself in his closet. His older brother followed him into the closet and asked what happened.
The younger brother replied, "We are in big trouble this time. God is missing, and they think we did it!"
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Ramu
Yavvanam Kaatesina Bewarse
Username: Ramu
Post Number: 7548
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 204.63.44.144
| | Posted on Wednesday, February 22, 2017 - 11:26 am: |
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Once there was a liitle boy in church. He had to go to the bathroom so he told his mother, ''Mommy, I have to piss.''
The mother said, ''Son don't say piss in church. Next time you have to piss, say, 'whisper' because it is more polite.
The next Sunday, the litle boy was sitting by his father this time, and once again, he had to go to the bathroom.
He told his father, ''Daddy I have to whisper.''
The father said, ''OK. Here, whisper in my ear.''
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Ramu
Yavvanam Kaatesina Bewarse
Username: Ramu
Post Number: 7547
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 204.63.44.144
| | Posted on Wednesday, February 22, 2017 - 11:25 am: |
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The teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multisyllabic words, class. Does anyone have an example of a multisyllabic word?"
Little Johnny waves his hand, "Me, teacher! Oh, me, me!"
The teacher smiles and says, "Alright, Johnny, what is your multisyllabic word?"
Little Johnny says, "Mas-tur-bate."
The teacher is taken aback, but she manages to smile and says, "Wow, Johnny, that's a mouthful."
Little Johnny says, "No, ma'am, you're thinking of a blow job. I'm talking about jerking off."
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Ramu
Yavvanam Kaatesina Bewarse
Username: Ramu
Post Number: 7546
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 204.63.44.144
| | Posted on Wednesday, February 22, 2017 - 11:24 am: |
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A girl invites her boyfriend over for dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl tells him that after dinner she wants to have sex with him for the first time.
The boy is ecstatic, but nervous because he's a virgin. He goes to the pharmacy to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist his situation and asks for advice. The pharmacist tells him everything there is to know about sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks how many condoms he'd like to buy: a 3-pack or a 10-pack. The boy says he feels lucky and insists on the 10-pack.
That night, the boy shows up for dinner a little late. His girlfriend meets him at the door leads him straight to the dinner table where her parents are already seated. The boy sits down, quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still silent with his head down. Five minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 10 minutes, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boy, "I had no idea you were this religious."
The boy turns and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist."
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Ramu
Yavvanam Kaatesina Bewarse
Username: Ramu
Post Number: 7545
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 204.63.44.144
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Height of Social Networking:
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A woman updated her status on Facebook: "Got my periods last night".
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18 Guys posted "Thank God"....
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Ramu
Yavvanam Kaatesina Bewarse
Username: Ramu
Post Number: 7544
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 204.63.44.144
| | Posted on Wednesday, February 22, 2017 - 11:22 am: |
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Boy in Church : I have sinned....
Father : What's it my son?
Boy : Father, I slept with Married Woman....
Father : I get such confessions often, was it Suzy from Gary Apartment?
Boy : No Father?
Father : Mona from Palm Garden?
Boy : No
Father : Rachel from Vila Building?
Boy runs out of the church & meets his friends....
Friends : Did you confess?
Boy : No, but i have got some SOLID LEADS ...?
Moral: Boys will always be Boys....
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Ramu
Yavvanam Kaatesina Bewarse
Username: Ramu
Post Number: 7543
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 204.63.44.144
| | Posted on Wednesday, February 22, 2017 - 11:22 am: |
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The nightmare birthday gift....
Wife treats Hubby (jim) by taking him to a night club for his b'day....
At the club -....
Doorman: Hey Jim! How are you?
Wife: How does he know you?
Jim: We play Golf!
Barman: The usual beer Jim?
Wife: and how does he know you?
Jim: He's on the Darts Team!
Lap Dancer: The special again, Jim?
The Wife storms out dragging Jim with her & jumps into a taxi.!
Driver: Hey Jimmy boy..You picked an ugly one this time...Same Hotel????
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Ramu
Yavvanam Kaatesina Bewarse
Username: Ramu
Post Number: 7542
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 204.63.44.144
| | Posted on Wednesday, February 22, 2017 - 11:21 am: |
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భార్య: ఏమండీ,. నేను ఒక విషయం చెబుతాను. కొట్టరు కదా?
భర్త: ఏమిటో చెప్పు
భార్య: నేనిప్పుడు గర్భవతినండి
భర్త: పిచ్చిదానా! ఇంత సంతోషకరమైన వార్త చెబితే ఎందుకు కొడతానే...
భార్య: మన పెళ్ళి కాక ముందు ఇలా చెబితే మా నాన్న చచ్చేటట్టు కొట్టాడండి
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Ramu
Yavvanam Kaatesina Bewarse
Username: Ramu
Post Number: 7541
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 204.63.44.144
| | Posted on Wednesday, February 22, 2017 - 11:20 am: |
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ఒక పార్టీ లో పీకలదాకా తాగేసిన భర్త ఇంటిదగ్గర ఉన్న భార్య కి ఫోన్ చేసాడు....
భర్త: ఇక్కడ party లో ఒకామె నన్ను తెగ రెచ్చగొడుతుందే. ఏమి చెయ్యమంటావు...
భార్య: మీకు అంతగా ఏమన్నా చెయ్యగలనన్న నమ్మకం ఉంటే ముందు ఇంటికి రండి...
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Ramu
Yavvanam Kaatesina Bewarse
Username: Ramu
Post Number: 7540
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 204.63.44.144
| | Posted on Wednesday, February 22, 2017 - 11:19 am: |
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దిగులుగా కూర్చున్న ఇంటి ఇల్లాలిని చూసి పనిమనిషి
పనిమనిషి: ఏంటీ అమ్మగారూ అలా దిగులుగా కూర్చున్నారు...
ఇల్లాలు: మీ అయ్యగారు తన ఆఫీసు లో పనిచేసే కుర్ర సెక్రెటరీ తో సంబంధం పెట్టుకున్నాడని అనుమానం గా ఉందే!
పనిమనిషి: నేను నమ్మను. నన్ను ఏడిపించటానికి మీరు ఇలా చెబుతున్నారు కదూ!!!
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Ramu
Yavvanam Kaatesina Bewarse
Username: Ramu
Post Number: 7539
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 204.63.44.144
| | Posted on Wednesday, February 22, 2017 - 11:19 am: |
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పని ముగించుకుని వెళుతున్న పనిమనిషి తో ఇంటి ఇల్లాలు
ఇల్లాలు: ఉండవే, ఎప్పటి నుంచో నీకు నా పాత చీర ఒకటి ఇద్దామనుకుంటున్నా. ఇస్తా ఆగు
పనిమనిషి: నాకెందుకమ్మా మీ చీర. మీ చీర కట్టుకుంటే మీరు అనుకుని అయ్యగారు నా వైపు కూడా చూడరు. ఇప్పుడైతే చక్కగా నెలకి ఒక కొత్త చీర కొని పెడుతున్నారు...
rAmu(Du) manci bAluDu cinnappaTinuncI intE
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Pokiriraja
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Pokiriraja
Post Number: 15938
Registered: 02-2005
Posted From: 157.48.7.0
| | Posted on Wednesday, February 22, 2017 - 11:05 am: |
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NANDAMURI TARAKA RAMUDIKI HANUMANTHUDHINI NENU.
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Proofdada
Bewarse Legend
Username: Proofdada
Post Number: 148831
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 205.145.107.50
| | Posted on Wednesday, February 22, 2017 - 9:53 am: |
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Bewars
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Bewars
Post Number: 3306
Registered: 01-2008
Posted From: 76.183.221.39
| | Posted on Wednesday, February 22, 2017 - 9:09 am: |
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Sasibabu:proofdada is very funny
Super vundi thread.. |
Kalikaalam
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Kalikaalam
Post Number: 2409
Registered: 04-2015
Posted From: 171.161.160.10
| | Posted on Wednesday, February 22, 2017 - 8:33 am: |
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Lovebewarsetalk:అమ్మా...కొంచెం కూర ఉంటె పెట్టు తల్లీ" "చూడటానికి దిట్టంగా ఉన్నావ్...కష్టపడి బతకొచ్చుగా" "మీరు ఇంత అందంగా ఉన్నారు....సినిమాల్లో నటించొచ్చుగా...." "ఉండు....ఇంట్లో మటన్ బిర్యాని ఉంది....పెడతాను"
"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself and you are the easiest person to fool.” —Richard Feynman
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Krishna_jilla
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Krishna_jilla
Post Number: 2792
Registered: 04-2015
Posted From: 24.12.137.230
| | Posted on Wednesday, February 22, 2017 - 8:32 am: |
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Tingari_xx:
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Lovebewarsetalk
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Lovebewarsetalk
Post Number: 4228
Registered: 08-2014
Posted From: 125.99.159.178
| | Posted on Wednesday, February 22, 2017 - 7:32 am: |
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"అమ్మా...కొంచెం కూర ఉంటె పెట్టు తల్లీ"
"చూడటానికి దిట్టంగా ఉన్నావ్...కష్టపడి బతకొచ్చుగా"
"మీరు ఇంత అందంగా ఉన్నారు....సినిమాల్లో నటించొచ్చుగా...."
"ఉండు....ఇంట్లో మటన్ బిర్యాని ఉంది....పెడతాను"
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Lovebewarsetalk
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Lovebewarsetalk
Post Number: 4227
Registered: 08-2014
Posted From: 125.99.159.178
| | Posted on Wednesday, February 22, 2017 - 7:29 am: |
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Teacher: I see only tiger's pic here, I told you to draw both goat and tiger's pics right?
Proofdada: రెండూ వేసాను మేడం, కానీ పులి పంజా విసిరి మేకని...తి నే సిం ది
Teacher: ?@!@#$%^&*
Teacher Shock, Proofdada Rocks
Teacher: How many days are there in a week?
Proofdada: 7
Teacher: Wow, you are intelligent, name them...
Proofdada: అవతలి మొన్న, మొన్న, నిన్న, నేడు, రేపు, ఎల్లుండి, అవతలెల్లుండి
Teacher: ?@!@#$%^&*
Teacher Shock, Proofdada Rocks |
Kalikaalam
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Kalikaalam
Post Number: 2408
Registered: 04-2015
Posted From: 171.161.160.10
| | Posted on Wednesday, February 22, 2017 - 6:58 am: |
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LBT:... i came here for urine test...
"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself and you are the easiest person to fool.” —Richard Feynman
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Dobbey
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Dobbey
Post Number: 22653
Registered: 12-2009
Posted From: 75.64.171.247
| | Posted on Wednesday, February 22, 2017 - 12:23 am: |
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Lovebewarsetalk:
•••••
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Lovebewarsetalk
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Lovebewarsetalk
Post Number: 4224
Registered: 08-2014
Posted From: 125.99.159.178
| | Posted on Tuesday, February 21, 2017 - 11:30 pm: |
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Sasibabu:ProofDada- Pooni... i came here for urine test...
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Proofdada
Bewarse Legend
Username: Proofdada
Post Number: 148829
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 205.145.107.52
| | Posted on Tuesday, February 21, 2017 - 11:20 pm: |
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ippudu boob joke ku lbt gaadu kindha meedha padi... |
Tingari_xx
Bewarse Legend
Username: Tingari_xx
Post Number: 51793
Registered: 08-2006
Posted From: 76.109.163.196
| | Posted on Tuesday, February 21, 2017 - 8:21 pm: |
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Krishna_jilla:
hi lbt |
Krishna_jilla
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Krishna_jilla
Post Number: 2791
Registered: 04-2015
Posted From: 24.12.137.230
| | Posted on Tuesday, February 21, 2017 - 8:01 pm: |
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Sasibabu:ProofDada- Pooni... i came here for urine test...
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Sasibabu
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Sasibabu
Post Number: 14514
Registered: 10-2010
Posted From: 166.137.136.24
| | Posted on Tuesday, February 21, 2017 - 7:06 pm: |
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In an entrance of an hospital ProofDada ask Prasanth
ProofDada- why r u crying?
Prasanth- they cut my finger for blood test...
ProofDada- Pooni... i came here for urine test...
Sasibabu Fan of Pawan Kalyan and Land Acquisition
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Sasibabu
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Sasibabu
Post Number: 14513
Registered: 10-2010
Posted From: 45.20.143.145
| | Posted on Tuesday, February 21, 2017 - 11:23 am: |
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Lovebewarsetalk:Proofdada math...
How to change/convert centimeters to meters?
Just remove/strike-off/erase the centi, and lo you have the answer
no need to divide by 100 and all that stuff...
proofdada is very funny
Sasibabu Fan of Pawan Kalyan and Land Acquisition
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Sasibabu
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Sasibabu
Post Number: 14512
Registered: 10-2010
Posted From: 45.20.143.145
| | Posted on Tuesday, February 21, 2017 - 11:20 am: |
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Lovebewarsetalk:For tubelights...joke enti ante...ninna 12 ki raavaalsina train ee roju 12 ki vachhindhi ani...
Sasibabu Fan of Pawan Kalyan and Land Acquisition
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Lovebewarsetalk
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Lovebewarsetalk
Post Number: 4222
Registered: 08-2014
Posted From: 125.99.159.178
| | Posted on Tuesday, February 21, 2017 - 7:43 am: |
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Proofdada:all the stuff ante, divide by 100 kakunda inka hememi sestharu flood light lowde talk ga...
divide by 100 and multiply by 1...or moving the decimal two places to the left
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Kalikaalam
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Kalikaalam
Post Number: 2405
Registered: 04-2015
Posted From: 171.161.160.10
| | Posted on Tuesday, February 21, 2017 - 7:33 am: |
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Lovebewarsetalk:no need to divide by 100 and all that stuff...
chivara lo ni explnation keka.Mari DB members iQ intha low gaa vundi ani expect chesthunnaavaa??
"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself and you are the easiest person to fool.” —Richard Feynman
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Kalikaalam
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Kalikaalam
Post Number: 2404
Registered: 04-2015
Posted From: 171.161.160.10
| | Posted on Tuesday, February 21, 2017 - 7:32 am: |
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Lovebewarsetalk:Just remove/strike-off/erase the centi, and lo you have the answer
"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself and you are the easiest person to fool.” —Richard Feynman
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Proofdada
Bewarse Legend
Username: Proofdada
Post Number: 148825
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 47.189.128.222
| | Posted on Tuesday, February 21, 2017 - 7:25 am: |
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all the stuff ante, divide by 100 kakunda inka hememi sestharu flood light lowde talk ga... |
Lovebewarsetalk
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Lovebewarsetalk
Post Number: 4221
Registered: 08-2014
Posted From: 125.99.159.178
| | Posted on Tuesday, February 21, 2017 - 6:52 am: |
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Proofdada:
Proofdada math...
How to change/convert centimeters to meters?
Just remove/strike-off/erase the centi, and lo you have the answer
no need to divide by 100 and all that stuff...
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Proofdada
Bewarse Legend
Username: Proofdada
Post Number: 148824
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 47.189.128.222
| | Posted on Tuesday, February 21, 2017 - 6:41 am: |
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vaammoovv ee jokulaku potta sekklayui...gundaagi okkadanna poyyela vundood... |
Kalikaalam
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Kalikaalam
Post Number: 2403
Registered: 04-2015
Posted From: 171.159.64.10
| | Posted on Tuesday, February 21, 2017 - 4:27 am: |
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Lovebewarsetalk:Husband: Tomorrow being a sunday, I decided to enjoy fultu, here you go, I bought 3 movie tickets Wife: Why three tickets? Husband: One for you and the rest two for your mom and dad.
"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself and you are the easiest person to fool.” —Richard Feynman
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Kalikaalam
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Kalikaalam
Post Number: 2402
Registered: 04-2015
Posted From: 171.159.64.10
| | Posted on Tuesday, February 21, 2017 - 4:26 am: |
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Lovebewarsetalk:For tubelights...joke enti ante...ninna 12 ki raavaalsina train ee roju 12 ki vachhindhi ani...
Yi part adirindi..
"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself and you are the easiest person to fool.” —Richard Feynman
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Lovebewarsetalk
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Lovebewarsetalk
Post Number: 4218
Registered: 08-2014
Posted From: 125.99.159.178
| | Posted on Tuesday, February 21, 2017 - 3:15 am: |
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At a railway station:
Veeru: Abbov, train did arrive eggzactly at 12, what a surprise!
Sheru: Nee Bondha, it arrived 24 hours late.
For tubelights...joke enti ante...ninna 12 ki raavaalsina train ee roju 12 ki vachhindhi ani... |
Lovebewarsetalk
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Lovebewarsetalk
Post Number: 4217
Registered: 08-2014
Posted From: 125.99.159.178
| | Posted on Tuesday, February 21, 2017 - 12:11 am: |
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Sasibabu:aaaahaaahaaaaahaaaahaaa
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Lovebewarsetalk
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Lovebewarsetalk
Post Number: 4216
Registered: 08-2014
Posted From: 125.99.159.178
| | Posted on Tuesday, February 21, 2017 - 12:08 am: |
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Sometimes am like clueless when people say nice things about me and I just
https://giphy.com/gifs/3o84TPB0iH1wPz4QBa
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Lovebewarsetalk
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Lovebewarsetalk
Post Number: 4214
Registered: 08-2014
Posted From: 125.99.159.178
| | Posted on Monday, February 20, 2017 - 11:41 pm: |
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Husband: Tomorrow being a sunday, I decided to enjoy fultu, here you go, I bought 3 movie tickets
Wife: Why three tickets?
Husband: One for you and the rest two for your mom and dad.
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Sasibabu
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Sasibabu
Post Number: 14510
Registered: 10-2010
Posted From: 45.20.143.145
| | Posted on Monday, February 20, 2017 - 7:12 pm: |
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 ...only clean jokes here
Sasibabu Fan of Pawan Kalyan and Land Acquisition
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Telugustudio
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Telugustudio
Post Number: 11106
Registered: 07-2009
Posted From: 83.250.83.114
| | Posted on Monday, February 20, 2017 - 3:04 pm: |
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One day, Little Johnny saw his grandpa smoking his cigarettes. Little Johnny asked, "Grandpa, can I smoke some of your cigarettes?" His grandpa replied, "Can your penis reach your asshole?" "No", said Little Johnny. His grandpa replied, "Then you're not old enough."
The next day, Little Johnny saw his grandpa drinking beer. He asked, "Grandpa, can I drink some of your beer?" His grandpa replied, "Can your penis reach your asshole?" "No" said Little Johhny. "Then you're not old enough." his grandpa replied.
The next day, Little Johnny was eating cookies. His grandpa asked, "Can I have some of your cookies?" Little Johnny replied, "Can your penis reach your asshole?" His grandpa replied, "It most certainly can!" Little Johnny replied, "Then go •••• yourself. These are my cookies!"
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Sasibabu
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Sasibabu
Post Number: 14508
Registered: 10-2010
Posted From: 45.20.143.145
| | Posted on Monday, February 20, 2017 - 2:30 pm: |
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“How do you tell the difference between a frog and a horny toad? A frog says, ‘Ribbit, ribbit’ and a horny toad says, ‘Rub it, rub it.’”
aaaahaaahaaaaahaaaahaaa
Sasibabu Fan of Pawan Kalyan and Land Acquisition
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Telugustudio
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Telugustudio
Post Number: 11105
Registered: 07-2009
Posted From: 83.250.83.114
| | Posted on Monday, February 20, 2017 - 1:23 pm: |
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Gochi2:
//konni jokulu choosthunte G tho navvaalanna kastham gaa //
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Lovebewarsetalk
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Lovebewarsetalk
Post Number: 4211
Registered: 08-2014
Posted From: 183.83.240.211
| | Posted on Monday, February 20, 2017 - 10:33 am: |
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Sasibabu: chollenge
chOllenge
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Sasibabu
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Sasibabu
Post Number: 14506
Registered: 10-2010
Posted From: 45.20.143.145
| | Posted on Monday, February 20, 2017 - 9:41 am: |
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Proofdada:
maa LBT jee ni touch kooda cheyalevu popularity lo ... chollenge 
Sasibabu Fan of Pawan Kalyan and Land Acquisition
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Sasibabu
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Sasibabu
Post Number: 14505
Registered: 10-2010
Posted From: 45.20.143.145
| | Posted on Monday, February 20, 2017 - 9:40 am: |
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Lovebewarsetalk:Posted on Monday, February 20, 2017 - 4:09 am:
At a boxing match...
LBT(cheering with shouts): Maar, Maar...beat that guy, just one punch and he should lose all his teeth.
Musicfan(the person besides LBT): Do you like boxing that much?
LBT: Likingaa...Bongaa, Am a dentist in the neighboring street
Sasibabu Fan of Pawan Kalyan and Land Acquisition
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Sasibabu
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Sasibabu
Post Number: 14504
Registered: 10-2010
Posted From: 45.20.143.145
| | Posted on Monday, February 20, 2017 - 9:39 am: |
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Lovebewarsetalk:Posted on Monday, February 20, 2017 - 3:15 am:
Teacher: If Turkey guys are called Turks, what are residents of germany called?
Proofdada: germs
Sasibabu Fan of Pawan Kalyan and Land Acquisition
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Lovebewarsetalk
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Lovebewarsetalk
Post Number: 4210
Registered: 08-2014
Posted From: 125.99.159.178
| | Posted on Monday, February 20, 2017 - 8:32 am: |
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Proofdada:maa Germany
Faafam Germany...
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Proofdada
Bewarse Legend
Username: Proofdada
Post Number: 148821
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 205.145.107.101
| | Posted on Monday, February 20, 2017 - 7:29 am: |
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Lovebewarsetalk:
maa Germany meedha jokes veesthe nee peegulu theesi boob meda lo veestha bidda... |
Lovebewarsetalk
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Lovebewarsetalk
Post Number: 4208
Registered: 08-2014
Posted From: 125.99.159.178
| | Posted on Monday, February 20, 2017 - 4:09 am: |
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At a boxing match...
LBT(cheering with shouts): Maar, Maar...beat that guy, just one punch and he should lose all his teeth.
Musicfan(the person besides LBT): Do you like boxing that much?
LBT: Likingaa...Bongaa, Am a dentist in the neighboring street
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Lovebewarsetalk
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Lovebewarsetalk
Post Number: 4206
Registered: 08-2014
Posted From: 125.99.159.178
| | Posted on Monday, February 20, 2017 - 3:15 am: |
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Teacher: If Turkey guys are called Turks, what are residents of germany called?
Proofdada: germs
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Kalikaalam
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Kalikaalam
Post Number: 2401
Registered: 04-2015
Posted From: 68.93.142.53
| | Posted on Sunday, February 19, 2017 - 6:31 pm: |
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Sasibabu:
Best joke in this thed
"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself and you are the easiest person to fool.” —Richard Feynman
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Musicfan
Bewarse Legend
Username: Musicfan
Post Number: 61206
Registered: 05-2004
Posted From: 73.191.151.120
| | Posted on Sunday, February 19, 2017 - 10:56 am: |
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Sasibabu:Rao garu.....jealoussy meelo kooda modhalayyindhaa
ivvala quota jokes evi??
KN150 Review
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Sasibabu
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Sasibabu
Post Number: 14503
Registered: 10-2010
Posted From: 45.20.143.145
| | Posted on Saturday, February 18, 2017 - 9:07 pm: |
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Musicfan:
Rao garu.....jealoussy meelo kooda modhalayyindhaa
Sasibabu Fan of Pawan Kalyan and Land Acquisition
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Musicfan
Bewarse Legend
Username: Musicfan
Post Number: 61205
Registered: 05-2004
Posted From: 73.191.151.120
| | Posted on Saturday, February 18, 2017 - 12:41 pm: |
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Sasibabu:Best joke in this thed
KN150 Review
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Sasibabu
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Sasibabu
Post Number: 14502
Registered: 10-2010
Posted From: 45.20.143.145
| | Posted on Saturday, February 18, 2017 - 11:06 am: |
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Lovebewarsetalk:Jaffaa: Daddy Daddy I want to learn Sannai Melam, Can you please buy me one to learn such?
Daddy: No son, if I buy, you will start vaayinchings velaapaalaa lekundaa
Jaffaa: Please daddy, I will play it only when everyone sleeps
Best joke in this thed
Sasibabu Fan of Pawan Kalyan and Land Acquisition
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Krishna_jilla
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Krishna_jilla
Post Number: 2788
Registered: 04-2015
Posted From: 24.12.137.230
| | Posted on Saturday, February 18, 2017 - 10:00 am: |
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Pokiriraja
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Pokiriraja
Post Number: 15934
Registered: 02-2005
Posted From: 157.48.6.183
| | Posted on Saturday, February 18, 2017 - 8:50 am: |
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Six year old Kid looking at Mom's ID card...
SEX - F
He laughs...
Mom : Whats so funny ?
Kid : I can't believe you are
so bad in Sex.
You Failed in it!!
Husband Died Laughing.....
Absolute Classic !!!😆😆😆
NANDAMURI TARAKA RAMUDIKI HANUMANTHUDHINI NENU.
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Pokiriraja
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Pokiriraja
Post Number: 15933
Registered: 02-2005
Posted From: 157.48.6.183
| | Posted on Saturday, February 18, 2017 - 8:50 am: |
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Ultimate Hit!!😂😂😂
Teacher: Complete the sentence.
"Early to bed and early to rise..."
Student: ".... This Man has neither WiFi nor WiFe 😂😂
NANDAMURI TARAKA RAMUDIKI HANUMANTHUDHINI NENU.
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Pokiriraja
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Pokiriraja
Post Number: 15932
Registered: 02-2005
Posted From: 157.48.6.183
| | Posted on Saturday, February 18, 2017 - 8:49 am: |
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Very emotional msg post valentine day
Gf - I am pregnant
Bf - Are you sure ki ye mera hai ?
Gf (crying) - Yaar sab log aise bologe to kaise chalega ???????? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
NANDAMURI TARAKA RAMUDIKI HANUMANTHUDHINI NENU.
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Pokiriraja
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Pokiriraja
Post Number: 15931
Registered: 02-2005
Posted From: 157.48.6.183
| | Posted on Saturday, February 18, 2017 - 8:49 am: |
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Who is the happiest husband in India today?
Mr.Natarajan....Hubby of Sasikala.
Thousands of crores of rupees to spend..
108 companies and lots and lots of properties to enjoy...
124 MLAs at his beck and call...
An entire State Government under his remote control...
&
above all...
*Wife in Jail*😀
NANDAMURI TARAKA RAMUDIKI HANUMANTHUDHINI NENU.
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Lovebewarsetalk
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Lovebewarsetalk
Post Number: 4196
Registered: 08-2014
Posted From: 183.82.98.78
| | Posted on Saturday, February 18, 2017 - 5:52 am: |
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Jaffaa: Daddy Daddy I want to learn Sannai Melam, Can you please buy me one to learn such?
Daddy: No son, if I buy, you will start vaayinchings velaapaalaa lekundaa
Jaffaa: Please daddy, I will play it only when everyone sleeps
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Lovebewarsetalk
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Lovebewarsetalk
Post Number: 4195
Registered: 08-2014
Posted From: 183.82.98.78
| | Posted on Saturday, February 18, 2017 - 5:40 am: |
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Jaffaa:Sasibabu 69 LBT
Jaffaa 69 Dobbey
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Jaffaa
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Jaffaa
Post Number: 23642
Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 66.234.192.42
| | Posted on Saturday, February 18, 2017 - 5:27 am: |
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Sasibabu 69 LBT |
Lovebewarsetalk
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Lovebewarsetalk
Post Number: 4194
Registered: 08-2014
Posted From: 183.82.98.78
| | Posted on Saturday, February 18, 2017 - 2:38 am: |
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Proofdada:avidiea
avidiea??? Do you mean Idea...???
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Lovebewarsetalk
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Lovebewarsetalk
Post Number: 4193
Registered: 08-2014
Posted From: 183.82.98.78
| | Posted on Saturday, February 18, 2017 - 2:35 am: |
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Sasibabu:duradha ekkuvaithe gira gira thippi bayataki isuruthaaru
Proofdada:kc gad: length ekkuvayi,quantity ekkuvayi nappudu ringulu thippukontunte sammaga vuntadhi.
Ispate:inka jedda vessi malle puvvulu oodhaaa
oka daanni minchi inkokati....
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Stewie
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Stewie
Post Number: 4157
Registered: 03-2011
Posted From: 73.176.129.34
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Kalikaalam:If u don't laugh get urself checked!!!!!!
A Famous Quote starts with a... and ends with this.
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Kalikaalam
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Kalikaalam
Post Number: 2400
Registered: 04-2015
Posted From: 68.93.142.53
| | Posted on Friday, February 17, 2017 - 5:28 pm: |
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Sardar ring📞 a call centre,
"My internet is not working properly."
Officer:
"Ok
Double click on "My computer"
Sardar:
"I can't see ur computer💻"
Officer:
"No no
click on "My computer" on ur computer."
Sardar:
"How can I click on ur computer from my computer?"
Officer:
"Listen
There is an icon labelled "My Computer" on ur computer. Double click on it."
Sardar:
"What the hell😡, what is your computer doing on my computer..?"
Officer:
"Double click on ur computer."
Sardar:
"On which Icon i've to click?"
Officer:
"My Computer"
Sardar:
"Oh Teri......Pagal insaan
Tell me where is ur office. I'll come there and click on ur
"Computer."😁😁😃😄😄😂😂
If u don't laugh get urself checked!!!!!!
"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself and you are the easiest person to fool.” —Richard Feynman
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Sasibabu
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Sasibabu
Post Number: 14501
Registered: 10-2010
Posted From: 45.20.143.145
| | Posted on Friday, February 17, 2017 - 4:24 pm: |
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Thed lo all jokes so so gaa vunnayi except LBT jee jokes.... i am waiting for tomorrow morning for LBT jee to come and throw his jokes in BTDB
Sasibabu Fan of Pawan Kalyan and Land Acquisition
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Proofdada
Bewarse Legend
Username: Proofdada
Post Number: 148815
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 205.145.107.101
| | Posted on Friday, February 17, 2017 - 1:36 pm: |
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Ispate:inka jedda vessi malle puvvulu oodhaaa
nijame puvvulu daggaraga vunte soukaryam ga vuntadhi...gud avidiea  |
Kalikaalam
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Kalikaalam
Post Number: 2398
Registered: 04-2015
Posted From: 171.161.160.10
| | Posted on Friday, February 17, 2017 - 1:32 pm: |
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Ispate:inka jedda vessi malle puvvulu oodhaaa
"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself and you are the easiest person to fool.” —Richard Feynman
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Kalikaalam
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Kalikaalam
Post Number: 2397
Registered: 04-2015
Posted From: 171.161.160.10
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Telugu radio TORi lo vachindi monna. Miru navvaka poyinaa tharvaatha post lo laugh icon nene vesukonta..
Idharu friends beer thaaguthu vuntaaru.
First:"orey sagam khaali ayina beer bottle lo inkaa beer posthe aa bottle weight peruguthundaa ledaa?"
Second: khachitham gaa peruguthundi.Beer ane kaadu. ye khaai vessel lo nipinaa baruvu peruguthundi.
First: mari 15GB flash drive lo yentha data nimpinaa baruvu peragdu yentiraa??
"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself and you are the easiest person to fool.” —Richard Feynman
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Ispate
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Ispate
Post Number: 1091
Registered: 01-2012
Posted From: 198.21.166.92
| | Posted on Friday, February 17, 2017 - 1:31 pm: |
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Proofdada:nappudu ringulu thippukontunte sammaga vuntadhi.
inka jedda vessi malle puvvulu oodhaaa
"manaki pissa lite annattu" REX thatha
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Kalikaalam
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Kalikaalam
Post Number: 2396
Registered: 04-2015
Posted From: 171.161.160.10
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Proofdada:length ekkuvayi,quantity ekkuvayi nappudu ringulu thippukontunte sammaga vuntadhi.
"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself and you are the easiest person to fool.” —Richard Feynman
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Kalikaalam
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Kalikaalam
Post Number: 2395
Registered: 04-2015
Posted From: 171.161.160.10
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Musicfan:Some lazy terrorists just choose to work from home
"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself and you are the easiest person to fool.” —Richard Feynman
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Kalikaalam
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Kalikaalam
Post Number: 2394
Registered: 04-2015
Posted From: 171.161.160.10
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Sasibabu:Contractors aatxulu laantollu....length ekkuvainaa quantity ekkuvainaa cut sethaaru FT lu mukku lo pokkullantollu ... duradha ekkuvaithe gira gira thippi bayataki isuruthaaru
..chi...
"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself and you are the easiest person to fool.” —Richard Feynman
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Proofdada
Bewarse Legend
Username: Proofdada
Post Number: 148813
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 205.145.107.52
| | Posted on Friday, February 17, 2017 - 1:22 pm: |
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Sasibabu:Contractors aatxulu laantollu....length ekkuvainaa quantity ekkuvainaa cut sethaaru
kc gad: length ekkuvayi,quantity ekkuvayi nappudu ringulu thippukontunte sammaga vuntadhi. |
Kalikaalam
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Kalikaalam
Post Number: 2393
Registered: 04-2015
Posted From: 171.161.160.10
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Gochi2:100 kottinchadaaniki andaru paduthunna thapathrayam
yenti okka 100 aa?? atlaa chusthu vundu...
"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself and you are the easiest person to fool.” —Richard Feynman
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Musicfan
Bewarse Legend
Username: Musicfan
Post Number: 61193
Registered: 05-2004
Posted From: 66.117.193.162
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Sasibabu:
ivvala latest WA forward
Why blasts happened in Pakistan?
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Some lazy terrorists just choose to work from home
KN150 Review
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Sasibabu
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Sasibabu
Post Number: 14500
Registered: 10-2010
Posted From: 45.20.143.145
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One Great Analogy about American Jobs - FT Vs Contracting
Contractors aatxulu laantollu....length ekkuvainaa quantity ekkuvainaa cut sethaaru
FT lu mukku lo pokkullantollu ... duradha ekkuvaithe gira gira thippi bayataki isuruthaaru
Sasibabu Fan of Pawan Kalyan and Land Acquisition
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Sasibabu
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Sasibabu
Post Number: 14499
Registered: 10-2010
Posted From: 45.20.143.145
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Lovebewarsetalk:VeeraBabu: My wife eats fultu and goes to bed by the time I reach home
BuchhiBabu: My wife waits for me without having food till I reach home
VeeraBabu: How lucky you are in this Kaliyug for having got such a wonderful wife
BuchhiBabu: Lucky aa Bondhaa, I have to go home and cook food for her
Sasibabu Fan of Pawan Kalyan and Land Acquisition
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Sasibabu
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Sasibabu
Post Number: 14498
Registered: 10-2010
Posted From: 45.20.143.145
| | Posted on Friday, February 17, 2017 - 12:18 pm: |
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Prasanth:అమ్మ: ఒరేయ్ త్వరగా ఇంటికి రా ...కోడలికి పక్షవాతం వచ్చినట్టుంది...మెడ వాలి పోయి, మూతి వంకరగా, కళ్ళు పైకి తేలేసి పిచ్చి చూపులు చూస్తోంది రా..😳
కొడుకు: అమ్మా నువ్వు కంగారు పడకు...అది ఫోన్ లో సెల్ఫీ తీసుకొంటోంది..😎😂😂
worrest gaa vundhi....idhi joke aa .... LBT jee cheppe jokes lo minimum 1% kooda ledhu ee joke lo stuff
Sasibabu Fan of Pawan Kalyan and Land Acquisition
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Musicfan
Bewarse Legend
Username: Musicfan
Post Number: 61192
Registered: 05-2004
Posted From: 66.117.193.162
| | Posted on Friday, February 17, 2017 - 11:28 am: |
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100
KN150 Review
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Gochi2
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Gochi2
Post Number: 1872
Registered: 12-2005
Posted From: 70.106.232.168
| | Posted on Friday, February 17, 2017 - 11:18 am: |
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naa M lodhi ee DB okati!!
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Proofdada
Bewarse Legend
Username: Proofdada
Post Number: 148812
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 205.145.107.52
| | Posted on Friday, February 17, 2017 - 11:15 am: |
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amma dhenemma clipart lo ittamochinadhi type chesthe error ayipoyi adhi hide ayipodhi anukunna... chass... |
Proofdada
Bewarse Legend
Username: Proofdada
Post Number: 148811
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 205.145.107.52
| | Posted on Friday, February 17, 2017 - 11:14 am: |
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Proofdada
Bewarse Legend
Username: Proofdada
Post Number: 148810
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 205.145.107.50
| | Posted on Friday, February 17, 2017 - 11:13 am: |
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Gochi2
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Gochi2
Post Number: 1871
Registered: 12-2005
Posted From: 70.106.232.168
| | Posted on Friday, February 17, 2017 - 11:04 am: |
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Almost there...
appatlo ( 2004~2005 ) time ilaage just numbers vesthoo vanda kotte vaallam,,,aa rojullo db kala kala laaduthi vundedhi...
naa M lodhi ee DB okati!!
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Lovebewarsetalk
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Lovebewarsetalk
Post Number: 4191
Registered: 08-2014
Posted From: 183.83.240.211
| | Posted on Friday, February 17, 2017 - 11:00 am: |
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Gochi2:100 kottinchadaaniki andaru paduthunna thapathrayam choosi nenu kooda oka cheyyi veddaamani ala..
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Lovebewarsetalk
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Lovebewarsetalk
Post Number: 4190
Registered: 08-2014
Posted From: 183.83.240.211
| | Posted on Friday, February 17, 2017 - 10:59 am: |
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Kalikaalam: Thanks for submitting a joke..
Idhi maathram kekokeka...kevvvvvvvvvvukeka...
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Lovebewarsetalk
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Lovebewarsetalk
Post Number: 4189
Registered: 08-2014
Posted From: 183.83.240.211
| | Posted on Friday, February 17, 2017 - 10:58 am: |
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Gochi2:konni jokulu choosthunte G tho navvaalanna kastham gaa vundhi rao ji.
andhulo naa jokes unna sare this is my response...
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Gochi2
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Gochi2
Post Number: 1870
Registered: 12-2005
Posted From: 70.106.232.168
| | Posted on Friday, February 17, 2017 - 10:57 am: |
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Kalikaalam:
100 kottinchadaaniki andaru paduthunna thapathrayam choosi nenu kooda oka cheyyi veddaamani ala...
naa M lodhi ee DB okati!!
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Kalikaalam
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Kalikaalam
Post Number: 2391
Registered: 04-2015
Posted From: 171.161.160.10
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Gochi2:G tho navvaalanna kastham gaa vundhi rao ji
. Thanks for submitting a joke..
"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself and you are the easiest person to fool.” —Richard Feynman
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Gochi2
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Gochi2
Post Number: 1869
Registered: 12-2005
Posted From: 70.106.232.168
| | Posted on Friday, February 17, 2017 - 10:39 am: |
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Musicfan:
konni jokulu choosthunte G tho navvaalanna kastham gaa vundhi rao ji..
naa M lodhi ee DB okati!!
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Gochi2
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Gochi2
Post Number: 1868
Registered: 12-2005
Posted From: 70.106.232.168
| | Posted on Friday, February 17, 2017 - 10:38 am: |
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Proofdada:
Anthe antaava ..
naa M lodhi ee DB okati!!
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Musicfan
Bewarse Legend
Username: Musicfan
Post Number: 61191
Registered: 05-2004
Posted From: 66.117.193.162
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Gochi2:PDio neeku aa statement lo emi joke kanipinchindhi..
this thread is all about laughing whether its a joke or not..
So follow the process in the thread
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Proofdada
Bewarse Legend
Username: Proofdada
Post Number: 148809
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 205.145.107.52
| | Posted on Friday, February 17, 2017 - 10:37 am: |
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Gochi2:
neenu navvanu, nuvvu navvu |
Gochi2
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Gochi2
Post Number: 1867
Registered: 12-2005
Posted From: 70.106.232.168
| | Posted on Friday, February 17, 2017 - 10:36 am: |
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Proofdada:
PDio neeku aa statement lo emi joke kanipinchindhi..
naa M lodhi ee DB okati!!
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Proofdada
Bewarse Legend
Username: Proofdada
Post Number: 148808
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 205.145.107.101
| | Posted on Friday, February 17, 2017 - 10:36 am: |
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Musicfan:Sasibob encouraging the thread, so it will go places..
vaammmooovv...ravu ji |
Musicfan
Bewarse Legend
Username: Musicfan
Post Number: 61188
Registered: 05-2004
Posted From: 66.117.193.162
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Gochi2:Deenemma ee thaduki addu adupu lekundaa saaaaagipothundhi gaa..
Sasibob encouraging the thread, so it will go places.. arudu gaa 100 kodtunna ee DB lo ee thread veasy gaa kottestundi..
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Gochi2
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Gochi2
Post Number: 1865
Registered: 12-2005
Posted From: 70.106.232.168
| | Posted on Friday, February 17, 2017 - 10:04 am: |
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Deenemma ee thaduki addu adupu lekundaa saaaaagipothundhi gaa..
naa M lodhi ee DB okati!!
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Proofdada
Bewarse Legend
Username: Proofdada
Post Number: 148806
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 205.145.107.101
| | Posted on Friday, February 17, 2017 - 9:42 am: |
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abboovv... |
Musicfan
Bewarse Legend
Username: Musicfan
Post Number: 61183
Registered: 05-2004
Posted From: 66.117.193.162
| | Posted on Friday, February 17, 2017 - 9:36 am: |
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Prasanth:
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Proofdada
Bewarse Legend
Username: Proofdada
Post Number: 148802
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 47.189.128.222
| | Posted on Friday, February 17, 2017 - 8:33 am: |
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ok... |
Tingari_xx
Bewarse Legend
Username: Tingari_xx
Post Number: 51782
Registered: 08-2006
Posted From: 76.109.163.196
| | Posted on Friday, February 17, 2017 - 8:22 am: |
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Prasanth:అమ్మ: ఒరేయ్ త్వరగా ఇంటికి రా ...కోడలికి పక్షవాతం వచ్చినట్టుంది...మెడ వాలి పోయి, మూతి వంకరగా, కళ్ళు పైకి తేలేసి పిచ్చి చూపులు చూస్తోంది రా..😳
కొడుకు: అమ్మా నువ్వు కంగారు పడకు...అది ఫోన్ లో సెల్ఫీ తీసుకొంటోంది..😎😂😂
:D
aanando brahma or some program lo itle, earphones ni hearing machine anukuntaaru |
Kalikaalam
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Kalikaalam
Post Number: 2390
Registered: 04-2015
Posted From: 171.161.160.10
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Prasanth:అమ్మ: ఒరేయ్ త్వరగా ఇంటికి రా ...కోడలికి పక్షవాతం వచ్చినట్టుంది...మెడ వాలి పోయి, మూతి వంకరగా, కళ్ళు పైకి తేలేసి పిచ్చి చూపులు చూస్తోంది రా..😳 కొడుకు: అమ్మా నువ్వు కంగారు పడకు...అది ఫోన్ లో సెల్ఫీ తీసుకొంటోంది..😎😂😂
 
"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself and you are the easiest person to fool.” —Richard Feynman
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Prasanth
Censor Bewarse
Username: Prasanth
Post Number: 78366
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 223.227.10.207
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అమ్మ: ఒరేయ్ త్వరగా ఇంటికి రా ...కోడలికి పక్షవాతం వచ్చినట్టుంది...మెడ వాలి పోయి, మూతి వంకరగా, కళ్ళు పైకి తేలేసి పిచ్చి చూపులు చూస్తోంది రా..😳
కొడుకు: అమ్మా నువ్వు కంగారు పడకు...అది ఫోన్ లో సెల్ఫీ తీసుకొంటోంది..😎😂😂
telugu biDDa (staying in bangalore and from vijayawada)
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Lovebewarsetalk
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Lovebewarsetalk
Post Number: 4186
Registered: 08-2014
Posted From: 125.99.159.178
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Proofdada:
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Proofdada
Bewarse Legend
Username: Proofdada
Post Number: 148801
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 205.145.107.101
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Lovebewarsetalk
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Lovebewarsetalk
Post Number: 4184
Registered: 08-2014
Posted From: 125.99.159.178
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Kalikaalam:speaker aayana nu kshamaapana cheppi anna maatalu venakki thisukomani cheppaaru.anduku "Sare, yi sabha lo sagam mandi gaadidhalu kaadu' anesi velli kurchonnaadu anta.
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Kalikaalam
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Kalikaalam
Post Number: 2387
Registered: 04-2015
Posted From: 171.159.64.10
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Pokiriraja:
On the lines of your joke, this was also really happened when Nehru was the prime minister(I think the second lok sabha after India got independence).
Mr.Gopal rao(opposition party leader); "Yi sabha lo sagam mandi gaadidha le(Donkeys) vunnaaru."
Daani ki migilina vallu abhyantharam cheppi, naanaa gola chesthe, speaker aayana nu kshamaapana cheppi anna maatalu venakki thisukomani cheppaaru.anduku "Sare, yi sabha lo sagam mandi gaadidhalu kaadu' anesi velli kurchonnaadu anta. Sabha antha golluna navvindi ani yeppudo Andhra prabha lo chadivaanu.
"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself and you are the easiest person to fool.” —Richard Feynman
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Lovebewarsetalk
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Lovebewarsetalk
Post Number: 4182
Registered: 08-2014
Posted From: 125.99.159.178
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Kalikaalam:
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Kalikaalam
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Kalikaalam
Post Number: 2386
Registered: 04-2015
Posted From: 68.93.142.53
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Early morning husband wakes up and asks his wife: "Would you like to join me for jogging?"
Wife: "Ohh.....! So you mean to say I am fat?"
Hubby: "No. Jogging is good for health."
Wife: "Oh.. that means I am sick."
Hubby: "No No. If you don't want to get up, then it's OK."
Wife: "So now you think I am lazy, ha?"
Hubby: "NO. You are misunderstanding me. I didn't mean..."
Wife: "Aha! So I don't understand you because I'm an illiterate, right?"
Hubby: "Now look I didn't say that."
Wife: "So am I lying? "
Hubby: "I beg you plz don't stretch it in the morning."
Wife: "Oh, now so I am a quarrelsome nag, am I?
HUBBY: "OK OK.. You go off to sleep. I am going jogging alone.. Happy Now??"
Wife: "You always go alone everywhere and enjoy yourself."
Hubby: "Plz Plz.. I am feeling giddy now.."
Wife: "See? You are so selfish. Always think of yourself alone. You never think of my health."
Husband is sitting and thinking where he went wrong!!!
*Dedicated to All Married Friends...* 😎
"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself and you are the easiest person to fool.” —Richard Feynman
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Kalikaalam
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Kalikaalam
Post Number: 2385
Registered: 04-2015
Posted From: 171.159.64.10
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Lovebewarsetalk:VeeraBabu: My wife eats fultu and goes to bed by the time I reach home BuchhiBabu: My wife waits for me without having food till I reach home VeeraBabu: How lucky you are in this Kaliyug for having got such a wonderful wife BuchhiBabu: Lucky aa Bondhaa, I have to go home and cook food for her
"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself and you are the easiest person to fool.” —Richard Feynman
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Lovebewarsetalk
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Lovebewarsetalk
Post Number: 4181
Registered: 08-2014
Posted From: 125.99.159.178
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Pokiriraja:
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Pokiriraja
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Pokiriraja
Post Number: 15928
Registered: 02-2005
Posted From: 157.48.7.42
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One of the real time joke in Supreme Court: -
SC Judge to then Attorney General Shri G. Ramaswamy: -
"Do you think we are
Fools"??...............
G. Ramaswamy: -
"My lord has put me in a very difficult situation.
If I agree I am in Contempt, If I disagree I commit Perjury"!!
That got even the SC judges laughing!!
NANDAMURI TARAKA RAMUDIKI HANUMANTHUDHINI NENU.
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Pokiriraja
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Pokiriraja
Post Number: 15926
Registered: 02-2005
Posted From: 157.48.7.42
| | Posted on Friday, February 17, 2017 - 5:23 am: |
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Sasibabu:
Lovebewarsetalk:
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NANDAMURI TARAKA RAMUDIKI HANUMANTHUDHINI NENU.
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Lovebewarsetalk
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Lovebewarsetalk
Post Number: 4180
Registered: 08-2014
Posted From: 125.99.159.178
| | Posted on Friday, February 17, 2017 - 4:48 am: |
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VeeraBabu: My wife eats fultu and goes to bed by the time I reach home
BuchhiBabu: My wife waits for me without having food till I reach home
VeeraBabu: How lucky you are in this Kaliyug for having got such a wonderful wife
BuchhiBabu: Lucky aa Bondhaa, I have to go home and cook food for her
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Stewie
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Stewie
Post Number: 4156
Registered: 03-2011
Posted From: 73.176.129.34
| | Posted on Thursday, February 16, 2017 - 11:12 pm: |
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Lovebewarsetalk:
A Famous Quote starts with a... and ends with this.
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Dobbey
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Dobbey
Post Number: 22645
Registered: 12-2009
Posted From: 204.16.161.12
| | Posted on Thursday, February 16, 2017 - 10:24 am: |
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Lovebewarsetalk:
jaffaa ki message anta chey..vilavilaladuthunnadu
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Sasibabu
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Sasibabu
Post Number: 14497
Registered: 10-2010
Posted From: 45.20.143.145
| | Posted on Thursday, February 16, 2017 - 8:38 am: |
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Lovebewarsetalk:Posted on Thursday, February 16, 2017 - 1:07 am:
Patient: నేను మిమ్మల్ని ప్రేమిస్తున్నాను
Nurse: I don't know Telugu
Patient: I love you sister
Nurse: I love you brother
Sasibabu Fan of Pawan Kalyan and Land Acquisition
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Lovebewarsetalk
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Lovebewarsetalk
Post Number: 4175
Registered: 08-2014
Posted From: 125.99.159.178
| | Posted on Thursday, February 16, 2017 - 1:07 am: |
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Patient: నేను మిమ్మల్ని ప్రేమిస్తున్నాను
Nurse: I don't know Telugu
Patient: I love you sister
Nurse: I love you brother
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Sasibabu
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Sasibabu
Post Number: 14496
Registered: 10-2010
Posted From: 143.166.226.111
| | Posted on Wednesday, February 15, 2017 - 5:49 pm: |
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I am eagerly waiting for Tomorrow morning for LBT jee to tell a joke here ... This is the best thed ever... Thanks LBT jee for lightening up our lives
Sasibabu Fan of Pawan Kalyan and Land Acquisition
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Musicfan
Bewarse Legend
Username: Musicfan
Post Number: 61165
Registered: 05-2004
Posted From: 66.117.193.162
| | Posted on Wednesday, February 15, 2017 - 3:10 pm: |
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Nalla_baalu:annai what did you think of urvasi mtv unplugged version?
inaledu Ballesh, evening intaa
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Proofdada
Bewarse Legend
Username: Proofdada
Post Number: 148794
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 205.145.107.50
| | Posted on Wednesday, February 15, 2017 - 2:34 pm: |
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Nalla_baalu
Censor Bewarse
Username: Nalla_baalu
Post Number: 124959
Registered: 06-2011
Posted From: 204.194.77.3
| | Posted on Wednesday, February 15, 2017 - 2:02 pm: |
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Musicfan:
annai what did you think of urvasi mtv unplugged version?
Maruvaarthai?
Hamsaro?
Aug 11th 2011 weight -- 84 kg; Aug 11th 2012 weight -- 88 kg; Aug 11th 2013 weight -- 80 kg; July 2015 -- 90 kilos (5'10")
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Musicfan
Bewarse Legend
Username: Musicfan
Post Number: 61163
Registered: 05-2004
Posted From: 66.117.193.162
| | Posted on Wednesday, February 15, 2017 - 2:00 pm: |
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Nalla_baalu:anni whatsapp groups nundi nannu theesesaaru annai ..
evaradi, DB lo dharnalu cheddam,,
KN150 Review
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Sasibabu
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Sasibabu
Post Number: 14495
Registered: 10-2010
Posted From: 143.166.226.122
| | Posted on Wednesday, February 15, 2017 - 1:52 pm: |
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Ramu:
telusu Ramu jee ...meeku DB sanghatanalun mathrame telusu...naaku bayata sanghatanalu kooda telusu ...
aayana Irving lo kapuram ettadu
nesht day nundee Irving gandhi park deggra nallolla mugginglu dopideelu...Telugu valla tho kala kala laade gandhi park bosipoyindhi
aaayana Illu sign chesaadu
Trump gaadochi nethi meedha kookunnadu ...Janaalu illu kontam maanesaaru and vunna illu kooda migulthundhaa ledhaa ani vattalu attukuni kookunnaru
nenanedhi entante ..PD jee atta DB ki emi ivvakundaa DB vrudhi ki thodpadakundaa pogaaa.... DB vrudhi ki thodpaduthu DB janaala momullo chirunavvulu panchataaniki try chesthunna LBT jee meedha kooda lungi paikethi egabaduthunnadante ... thanakante LBT jee ee db lo famous avuthunnadani jealous feel avuthunnattegaa ....aayanalo vunna manishi musugu tholagipoyi saneeswarudi avathaaram viswaroopamai viswavyapthamai prasaristhondhi indhuke ani LBT jee whatsapped
Sasibabu Fan of Pawan Kalyan and Land Acquisition
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Nalla_baalu
Censor Bewarse
Username: Nalla_baalu
Post Number: 124958
Registered: 06-2011
Posted From: 204.194.77.3
| | Posted on Wednesday, February 15, 2017 - 1:47 pm: |
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Musicfan:mee WA groups nunchi edo okati padeyyandi..panilo pani inkosari navvukuntam
anni whatsapp groups nundi nannu theesesaaru annai ....monna KC annai edho tabala group ani nannu OM annai and PD annai ni add chesaadu ...potta ela thagginchaali ane concept paina ..... OM annai thappa migithaaa mugguram
kosamerupu enti ante e group lo pess annai silent watcher
vaaranki oka message untadhi ee group lo
Aug 11th 2011 weight -- 84 kg; Aug 11th 2012 weight -- 88 kg; Aug 11th 2013 weight -- 80 kg; July 2015 -- 90 kilos (5'10")
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Musicfan
Bewarse Legend
Username: Musicfan
Post Number: 61162
Registered: 05-2004
Posted From: 73.191.151.120
| | Posted on Wednesday, February 15, 2017 - 1:45 pm: |
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Nalla_baalu:PR annai meeru kuda edho oka joke cheppi vellandi
mee WA groups nunchi edo okati padeyyandi..panilo pani inkosari navvukuntam
KN150 Review
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Nalla_baalu
Censor Bewarse
Username: Nalla_baalu
Post Number: 124956
Registered: 06-2011
Posted From: 204.194.77.3
| | Posted on Wednesday, February 15, 2017 - 1:42 pm: |
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eelaki scene undha enti ...whatsapp forwards ni ikkada type chesthunnaru mahaanbhaavulu
Aug 11th 2011 weight -- 84 kg; Aug 11th 2012 weight -- 88 kg; Aug 11th 2013 weight -- 80 kg; July 2015 -- 90 kilos (5'10")
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Pokiriraja
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Pokiriraja
Post Number: 15923
Registered: 02-2005
Posted From: 157.48.4.89
| | Posted on Wednesday, February 15, 2017 - 1:33 pm: |
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Manaki scene Illio Black Ball mia.
NANDAMURI TARAKA RAMUDIKI HANUMANTHUDHINI NENU.
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Pokiriraja
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Pokiriraja
Post Number: 15922
Registered: 02-2005
Posted From: 157.48.4.89
| | Posted on Wednesday, February 15, 2017 - 1:31 pm: |
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50 .
NANDAMURI TARAKA RAMUDIKI HANUMANTHUDHINI NENU.
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Nalla_baalu
Censor Bewarse
Username: Nalla_baalu
Post Number: 124955
Registered: 06-2011
Posted From: 204.194.77.3
| | Posted on Wednesday, February 15, 2017 - 1:30 pm: |
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PR annai meeru kuda edho oka joke cheppi vellandi
Aug 11th 2011 weight -- 84 kg; Aug 11th 2012 weight -- 88 kg; Aug 11th 2013 weight -- 80 kg; July 2015 -- 90 kilos (5'10")
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Pokiriraja
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Pokiriraja
Post Number: 15920
Registered: 02-2005
Posted From: 157.48.4.89
| | Posted on Wednesday, February 15, 2017 - 1:30 pm: |
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NANDAMURI TARAKA RAMUDIKI HANUMANTHUDHINI NENU.
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Musicfan
Bewarse Legend
Username: Musicfan
Post Number: 61161
Registered: 05-2004
Posted From: 73.191.151.120
| | Posted on Wednesday, February 15, 2017 - 1:25 pm: |
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Ramu:
Ayana ee DB ki guest kadaa Ramuji, andukani vishayalu teliyavu
KN150 Review
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Proofdada
Bewarse Legend
Username: Proofdada
Post Number: 148792
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 205.145.107.101
| | Posted on Wednesday, February 15, 2017 - 1:22 pm: |
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sachindhi gore... |
Ramu
Yavvanam Kaatesina Bewarse
Username: Ramu
Post Number: 7533
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 199.244.214.105
| | Posted on Wednesday, February 15, 2017 - 1:19 pm: |
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Sasibabu:DB ki nuvvu emichaavu anedhe mukhyam ...You failed in that aspect...
aayana DB kE kAdu bAbU, ee prepanchAniki EmichchADO telusA neeku? Ayana evaru anukunnAvu? Ayana gurinchi, Ayana ichchina vATi gurinchi telusukOvAlanTE neeku tappaka ee sanghaTanalu cheppAli bAbU cheppAli...
dUkuDu, businessman, svsc latO dUsukupOtunna mahEsh bAbu AgaDu cinema appuDu oka thread EsADu, cinema satikila paDindi ani telusA neeku...
legend cinema assAm anTE aa cinema superhit aina sangati telusA
SVSC lAnTi hit ichchina hero-direcotr combo lO vastunna brahmOtsavam iraga deestundi ani thread Esi marI bommani assAm pampina sangati telusA?
rOhit Sarma renDu centuries koTTagAnE rohit rocks anTE vADu team lOnE lEkunDA pOyina sangati telusA?
jagan rocks anagAnE jagan Uchalu lekkapeTTina vishayam telusA, Jagan CM anagAnE opposition leader gA migilina sangati telusA, sharmila YSRCP future leader anTE Ame sOdi lO lEkunDA pOyina vishayam telusA?
Emi telusu bAbU neeku PD sAmulOri gurinchi?
rAmu(Du) manci bAluDu cinnappaTinuncI intE
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Phani
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Phani
Post Number: 1606
Registered: 11-2013
Posted From: 184.191.212.139
| | Posted on Wednesday, February 15, 2017 - 12:15 pm: |
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LBT on full swing
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Tingari_xx
Bewarse Legend
Username: Tingari_xx
Post Number: 51776
Registered: 08-2006
Posted From: 76.109.163.196
| | Posted on Wednesday, February 15, 2017 - 11:27 am: |
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Sasibabu: DB ki nuvvu emichaavu anedhe mukhyam
nuv LBT ni ichinaav ga |
Sasibabu
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Sasibabu
Post Number: 14493
Registered: 10-2010
Posted From: 143.166.226.115
| | Posted on Wednesday, February 15, 2017 - 11:20 am: |
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PD jee.....yendhukantha jealous .... DB neeku emichindhi ani kaadhu DB ki nuvvu emichaavu anedhe mukhyam ...You failed in that aspect... Yesss, i am saying that
Sasibabu Fan of Pawan Kalyan and Land Acquisition
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Proofdada
Bewarse Legend
Username: Proofdada
Post Number: 148788
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 205.145.107.50
| | Posted on Wednesday, February 15, 2017 - 10:43 am: |
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abbaa... mee maaammma parri eemi kaadhu... |
Sasibabu
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Sasibabu
Post Number: 14492
Registered: 10-2010
Posted From: 166.137.118.109
| | Posted on Wednesday, February 15, 2017 - 10:20 am: |
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Mannu thinna pamu la vunna db ki superr thed tho busalu kottela chesina lbt jee...saahooo
Sasibabu Fan of Pawan Kalyan and Land Acquisition
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Dobbey
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Dobbey
Post Number: 22642
Registered: 12-2009
Posted From: 204.16.161.12
| | Posted on Wednesday, February 15, 2017 - 9:32 am: |
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Lovebewarsetalk:Aunty bayatiki kaadhu Antibiotic anaali...
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Sasibabu
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Sasibabu
Post Number: 14491
Registered: 10-2010
Posted From: 45.20.143.145
| | Posted on Wednesday, February 15, 2017 - 9:04 am: |
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Lovebewarsetalk:
Shop Owner asks Sales girl: Why are you fighting with the customer?
Sales girl: See Saar, this guy is saying, aunty bayatiki...aunty bayatiki
Shop Owner reprimands the customer saying: Aunty bayatiki kaadhu Antibiotic anaali...
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Sasibabu Fan of Pawan Kalyan and Land Acquisition
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Sasibabu
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Sasibabu
Post Number: 14490
Registered: 10-2010
Posted From: 45.20.143.145
| | Posted on Wednesday, February 15, 2017 - 9:03 am: |
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Lovebewarsetalk:Posted on Wednesday, February 15, 2017 - 7:34 am:
LBT: Sir, I need a week's leave
Manager: If you want to avail leave, you should answer my question
LBT: Ok, Askandi...
Manager: Why did Kattappa kill Bahubali?
LBT: Bahubali might not have granted/approved Kattappa's leave
Manager: Okay...Understood, Leave granted...!!!
Sasibabu Fan of Pawan Kalyan and Land Acquisition
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Proofdada
Bewarse Legend
Username: Proofdada
Post Number: 148785
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 205.145.107.52
| | Posted on Wednesday, February 15, 2017 - 8:50 am: |
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Lovebewarsetalk
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Lovebewarsetalk
Post Number: 4173
Registered: 08-2014
Posted From: 125.99.159.178
| | Posted on Wednesday, February 15, 2017 - 7:42 am: |
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Sales girl is arguing with a customer in a medical shop...
Shop Owner asks Sales girl: Why are you fighting with the customer?
Sales girl: See Saar, this guy is saying, aunty bayatiki...aunty bayatiki
Shop Owner reprimands the customer saying: Aunty bayatiki kaadhu Antibiotic anaali...
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Lovebewarsetalk
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Lovebewarsetalk
Post Number: 4172
Registered: 08-2014
Posted From: 125.99.159.178
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LBT: Sir, I need a week's leave
Manager: If you want to avail leave, you should answer my question
LBT: Ok, Askandi...
Manager: Why did Kattappa kill Bahubali?
LBT: Bahubali might not have granted/approved Kattappa's leave
Manager: Okay...Understood, Leave granted...!!!
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Lovebewarsetalk
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Lovebewarsetalk
Post Number: 4170
Registered: 08-2014
Posted From: 125.99.159.178
| | Posted on Wednesday, February 15, 2017 - 1:51 am: |
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The best tagline or signature line I ever saw:
Gochi2:naa M lodhi ee DB okati!!
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Lovebewarsetalk
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Lovebewarsetalk
Post Number: 4166
Registered: 08-2014
Posted From: 125.99.159.178
| | Posted on Tuesday, February 14, 2017 - 11:50 pm: |
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Sasibabu:And the Boy opens Clash of Clans
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Lovebewarsetalk
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Lovebewarsetalk
Post Number: 4165
Registered: 08-2014
Posted From: 125.99.159.178
| | Posted on Tuesday, February 14, 2017 - 11:47 pm: |
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Sasibabu:Jaffanandalahariiiiii
Kalikaalam:Ledu. Memu konchem alpa santhoshulam..chinna chinna vaatiki alaa navvukontu aanandisthaamu. Miru vignulu(Chaganti gaari style chaduvukondi)
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Farex
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Farex
Post Number: 24716
Registered: 10-2010
Posted From: 76.220.127.55
| | Posted on Tuesday, February 14, 2017 - 5:36 pm: |
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Sasibabu:
Jagamanthati Kutumbham Nadhi
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Musicfan
Bewarse Legend
Username: Musicfan
Post Number: 61146
Registered: 05-2004
Posted From: 66.117.193.162
| | Posted on Tuesday, February 14, 2017 - 4:44 pm: |
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Sasibabu:
KN150 Review
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Sasibabu
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Sasibabu
Post Number: 14489
Registered: 10-2010
Posted From: 45.20.143.145
| | Posted on Tuesday, February 14, 2017 - 4:39 pm: |
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One More Valentines Day Joke
Jeff and Anand are good friends
They both proposed to same Girl Lahari
Lahari Agreed for the proposal
All Three in happiness played lahariiii ...lahariiii....Jaffanandalahariiii
Critic vuncle joined them ...Now all four played ....Lahariiiii...Lahariiiii....Jaffanandalahariiiiii
Sasibabu Fan of Pawan Kalyan and Land Acquisition
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Sasibabu
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Sasibabu
Post Number: 14488
Registered: 10-2010
Posted From: 45.20.143.145
| | Posted on Tuesday, February 14, 2017 - 11:44 am: |
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Another Joke
A boy went to propose a girl
Boy : Hey baby, I love u..!! Will you marry me?
Girl : What’s ur status??
Boy : I m the owner of my own big village and I have 1 security,own army,gold mine and wine
Girl : Love you 2 honey. yes Yes
After marriage…
Girl asked the boy where is your village…
And the Boy opens Clash of Clans
hahahahahahahaha
Sasibabu Fan of Pawan Kalyan and Land Acquisition
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Kalikaalam
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Kalikaalam
Post Number: 2366
Registered: 04-2015
Posted From: 68.93.142.53
| | Posted on Tuesday, February 14, 2017 - 11:41 am: |
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Prasanth:manaku haasyam taggindha .
Ledu. Memu konchem alpa santhoshulam..chinna chinna vaatiki alaa navvukontu aanandisthaamu. Miru vignulu(Chaganti gaari style chaduvukondi)
"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself and you are the easiest person to fool.” —Richard Feynman
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Sasibabu
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Sasibabu
Post Number: 14487
Registered: 10-2010
Posted From: 45.20.143.145
| | Posted on Tuesday, February 14, 2017 - 11:39 am: |
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Lovebewarsetalk:Proofdada: Daddy, there's a small get together at my school tomorrow
Dad: Is it, who are all coming?
Proofdada: Just you, me and the Principal..that's all.!
Sasibabu Fan of Pawan Kalyan and Land Acquisition
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Musicfan
Bewarse Legend
Username: Musicfan
Post Number: 61135
Registered: 05-2004
Posted From: 66.117.193.162
| | Posted on Tuesday, February 14, 2017 - 11:15 am: |
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Prasanth:leka eellu kavalani react avutunnaara 🙄
doubt aaa ??
KN150 Review
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Prasanth
Censor Bewarse
Username: Prasanth
Post Number: 78357
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 223.227.235.60
| | Posted on Tuesday, February 14, 2017 - 11:13 am: |
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Proofdada:
manaku haasyam taggindha ..leka eellu kavalani react avutunnaara 🙄
telugu biDDa (staying in bangalore and from vijayawada)
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Proofdada
Bewarse Legend
Username: Proofdada
Post Number: 148777
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 205.145.107.52
| | Posted on Tuesday, February 14, 2017 - 10:02 am: |
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Kalikaalam
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Kalikaalam
Post Number: 2364
Registered: 04-2015
Posted From: 171.159.64.10
| | Posted on Tuesday, February 14, 2017 - 9:48 am: |
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Lovebewarsetalk:Sastry: God, Everyday with such sincerity I used to chant your discourses, why this inferior clothes for me and designer clothes for that bus driver? God: When you used to chant, people used to sleep...And as long as LBT drove the bus, no one dared to sleep and kept on chanting my name devuda.devuda.devuda without any break...Now, you say me, who is great among you?
"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself and you are the easiest person to fool.” —Richard Feynman
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Kalikaalam
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Kalikaalam
Post Number: 2363
Registered: 04-2015
Posted From: 171.159.64.10
| | Posted on Tuesday, February 14, 2017 - 9:48 am: |
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Lovebewarsetalk:Proofdada: Daddy, there's a small get together at my school tomorrow Dad: Is it, who are all coming? Proofdada: Just you, me and the Principal..that's all.!
"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself and you are the easiest person to fool.” —Richard Feynman
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Ramu
Yavvanam Kaatesina Bewarse
Username: Ramu
Post Number: 7528
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 199.244.214.111
| | Posted on Tuesday, February 14, 2017 - 9:39 am: |
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LBT vishayam lO Thread title ki, vEsE posts ki sambandham unDadanukunTA..
rAmu(Du) manci bAluDu cinnappaTinuncI intE
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Lovebewarsetalk
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Lovebewarsetalk
Post Number: 4163
Registered: 08-2014
Posted From: 125.99.159.178
| | Posted on Tuesday, February 14, 2017 - 1:11 am: |
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Proofdada: Daddy, there's a small get together at my school tomorrow
Dad: Is it, who are all coming?
Proofdada: Just you, me and the Principal..that's all.!
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Jaffaa
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Jaffaa
Post Number: 23640
Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 204.14.239.105
| | Posted on Monday, February 13, 2017 - 7:23 pm: |
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whatsapp lbt group owner sasibabu |
Farex
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Farex
Post Number: 24714
Registered: 10-2010
Posted From: 209.180.150.55
| | Posted on Monday, February 13, 2017 - 3:17 pm: |
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Proofdada:aabbboovv... ok...
Jagamanthati Kutumbham Nadhi
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Nalla_baalu
Censor Bewarse
Username: Nalla_baalu
Post Number: 124951
Registered: 06-2011
Posted From: 204.194.77.3
| | Posted on Monday, February 13, 2017 - 3:10 pm: |
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Aug 11th 2011 weight -- 84 kg; Aug 11th 2012 weight -- 88 kg; Aug 11th 2013 weight -- 80 kg; July 2015 -- 90 kilos (5'10")
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Prasanth
Censor Bewarse
Username: Prasanth
Post Number: 78354
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 223.227.42.167
| | Posted on Monday, February 13, 2017 - 2:28 pm: |
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telugu biDDa (staying in bangalore and from vijayawada)
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Proofdada
Bewarse Legend
Username: Proofdada
Post Number: 148758
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 205.145.107.52
| | Posted on Monday, February 13, 2017 - 1:42 pm: |
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aabbboovv... ok... |
Kubang
Celebrity Bewarse
Username: Kubang
Post Number: 33453
Registered: 09-2011
Posted From: 161.141.1.1
| | Posted on Monday, February 13, 2017 - 12:49 pm: |
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Lovebewarsetalk:
Ignorance is bliss
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Sasibabu
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Sasibabu
Post Number: 14485
Registered: 10-2010
Posted From: 143.166.226.115
| | Posted on Monday, February 13, 2017 - 12:32 pm: |
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Lovebewarsetalk:LBT, the bus driver and Sastry, the Priest go to heaven. While LBT is given designer suits to wear, Sastry is given just a normal cotton shirt and a casual trouser...
Sastry: God, Everyday with such sincerity I used to chant your discourses, why this inferior clothes for me and designer clothes for that bus driver?
God: When you used to chant, people used to sleep...And as long as LBT drove the bus, no one dared to sleep and kept on chanting my name devuda.devuda.devuda without any break...Now, you say me, who is great among you?
Sasibabu Fan of Pawan Kalyan and Land Acquisition
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Lovebewarsetalk
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Lovebewarsetalk
Post Number: 4162
Registered: 08-2014
Posted From: 125.99.159.178
| | Posted on Monday, February 13, 2017 - 9:09 am: |
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LBT, the bus driver and Sastry, the Priest go to heaven. While LBT is given designer suits to wear, Sastry is given just a normal cotton shirt and a casual trouser...
Sastry: God, Everyday with such sincerity I used to chant your discourses, why this inferior clothes for me and designer clothes for that bus driver?
God: When you used to chant, people used to sleep...And as long as LBT drove the bus, no one dared to sleep and kept on chanting my name devuda.devuda.devuda without any break...Now, you say me, who is great among you?
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Dobbey
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Dobbey
Post Number: 22640
Registered: 12-2009
Posted From: 66.177.36.167
| | Posted on Sunday, February 12, 2017 - 8:28 pm: |
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Proofdada
Bewarse Legend
Username: Proofdada
Post Number: 148755
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 205.145.107.50
| | Posted on Sunday, February 12, 2017 - 7:30 pm: |
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abbaa... |
Sasibabu
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Sasibabu
Post Number: 14483
Registered: 10-2010
Posted From: 45.20.143.145
| | Posted on Sunday, February 12, 2017 - 3:06 pm: |
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hilarious joke
Sasibabu Fan of Pawan Kalyan and Land Acquisition
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Pokiriraja
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Pokiriraja
Post Number: 15913
Registered: 02-2005
Posted From: 157.48.7.123
| | Posted on Sunday, February 12, 2017 - 1:19 pm: |
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NANDAMURI TARAKA RAMUDIKI HANUMANTHUDHINI NENU.
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Lovebewarsetalk
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Lovebewarsetalk
Post Number: 4149
Registered: 08-2014
Posted From: 103.193.26.166
| | Posted on Sunday, February 12, 2017 - 12:05 pm: |
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Rratna:adi jokeaa?
your ? is the real joke...
Proofdada:pooni
long time no c, am talking about ur pooni's, thanks...
Gochi:
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Proofdada
Bewarse Legend
Username: Proofdada
Post Number: 148753
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 47.189.128.222
| | Posted on Sunday, February 12, 2017 - 10:15 am: |
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pooni |
Rratna
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Rratna
Post Number: 17702
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 97.70.64.77
| | Posted on Sunday, February 12, 2017 - 9:19 am: |
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adi jokeaa? |
Gochi
Censor Bewarse
Username: Gochi
Post Number: 88042
Registered: 07-2004
Posted From: 64.121.67.210
| | Posted on Sunday, February 12, 2017 - 9:06 am: |
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Lovebewarsetalk
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Lovebewarsetalk
Post Number: 4147
Registered: 08-2014
Posted From: 103.193.26.166
| | Posted on Sunday, February 12, 2017 - 7:53 am: |
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Gochi: Sir, My dad wants to meet you
Teacher: Me? but why?
Gochi: I donno, he asked me to bring that sunnaalesetodu...
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